news News Brazil judge withdraws $3.3 million from Musk's Starlink and X to pay for social media fines
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    dynamojoe
    6 days ago 100%

    Musk isn't hurt by the amount of money he's fined, but it annoys him terribly that he can't control the situation and that his usual tools for getting his way are useless. It is a pebble in his boot that he can't bluster, cajole, or bribe his way out of the problem like usual.

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  • politics politics How Elon Musk’s endorsement of Trump may have backfired
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    dynamojoe
    3 weeks ago 100%

    Thankfully impossible. Musk is foreign-born and therefore ineligible unless the constitution is amended and that bar is too high even though the GOP controls most state governments (they need 2/3rds). The GOP played with this idea back when The Governator was polling very well but even then it never passed the trial balloon phase.

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  • news News Cyberattack hits blood-donation nonprofit OneBlood
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    dynamojoe
    2 months ago 100%

    As I understand it, here in Florida you can sell plasma and you can donate blood or platelets. Blood donation places are not allowed to pay you for donating, but they are allowed to give you gifts like a gift card or t-shirt. I donate frequently at OneBlood (I literally hit 20 gallons this past Saturday!) and them being hacked is sickening.

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    dynamojoe
    3 months ago 96%

    They lost me forever at "at the last minute". Anyone with even a slight concept of logistics knows there's no way they're just going to swap all the provisions, luggage, load, fuel, passengers, etc. at anything near the last minute.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's your plan if Trump wins in November?
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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 3 months ago 50%
    13-9 Oilers (1-3) at 15-6 Panthers (3-1)

    Edmonton's last game was a statement. Can the Panthers reply in kind?

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 3 months ago 100%
    15-5 Panthers (3-0) at 12-9 Oilers (0-3)

    One team with their backs against the wall, the other a win away from the promised land. The Stanley Cup is in the building and can be awarded tonight. Expect desperate effort from everyone tonight.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 3 months ago 100%
    14-5 Panthers (2-0) at 12-8 Oilers (0-2)

    The series transitions to the fast ice in Edmonton, making the Oilers' top threats even more dangerous. There's plenty of bad blood to spill on it, too; with memories of an egregious knee, a two-minute roughing call to the jaw, and a stick to the pills very close in memory. Discipline will be key for both teams.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 3 months ago 100%
    12-7 Oilers (0-1) at 13-5 Panthers (1-0)

    Bob is a good goalie but he can’t save the day every day. The Oilers are going to throw everything at him from all angles as fast as possible. This usually works for them after a loss and unerringly after a shutout loss. The Cats are in for some real pushback tonight and will be fortunate if it doesn’t get out of hand early.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 3 months ago 100%
    12-6 Oilers (0-0) at 12-5 Panthers (0-0)

    The first game of a best-of-seven between two teams with little reason to hate each other, yet. Crazy-high top end talent vs. crazy good team play. Dazzling offense meets grinding defense. A team who lost at this level a year ago hosts a team who expects to be at this level frequently.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    10-5 Rangers (2-3) at 11-5 Panthers (3-2)

    The best team in the league in the regular season with their backs against the wall for the first time this postseason. Skill, desperation, and stellar goaltending will be the key ingredients to their game tonight.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    10-5 Panthers (2-2) at 10-4 Rangers (2-2)

    What started as a best-of-seven series became a best-of-five and now it's a best-of-three. The Panthers finally won one in OT after dropping two straight in extra time but now have to play in MSG. They must win there at least once more to advance. NYR's top line is going to wake up tonight.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    10-3 Rangers (2-1) at 9-5 Panthers (1-2)

    Things look grim for the Panthers as the OT magic is gone and all their mistakes end up in their own net. It’ll probably just get worse from here.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    9-3 Rangers (1-1) and 9-4 Panthers (1-1)

    Taking a win out of NY should have been a big deal for the Panthers, but losing the second game in OT was definitely a downer. Now that Laviolette has a plan that works, it remains to be seen if he'll stick to it now that Vesey's week-to-week. What lineup changes will Maurice make to better take advantage of home ice?

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    news News Greater Idaho movement: 13 counties in eastern Oregon have voted to secede and join Idaho
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    dynamojoe
    4 months ago 83%

    Fuck votes. Let them buy their way out. Once a fair value for the property, infrastructure, and future revenue is determined that value becomes the baseline for negotiations and the auction can begin. Oregon loses some freeloaders, gains a windfall, and becomes even more blue.

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    dynamojoe
    4 months ago 100%

    If you've read "Six Days of War" then this will feel familiar. During that conflict Israel was worried that international outcry would require them to stop making territorial gains so they did all they could as fast as they could to lay claim before that bell rang.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 50%
    9-3 Panthers (1-0) at 8-3 Rangers (0-1)

    The first game was closer than the score and Bob heard a few shots clang off the posts. Shesterkin really only let one get by him; the second was a fluke and the third into an empty net. The outcome could have been very different. Will the Rangers change their lineup or their approach? Are the Panthers satisfied with their squad and strategy?

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    8-3 Panthers (0-0) at 8-2 Rangers (0-0)

    The Cats just squeaked past an amazing goalie and now get to face another, only this one backstops a team with better offense. The Rangers waited until the second round to lose a game, and they dropped two to the same kind of relentless forechecking team they host tonight.

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    evs Electric Vehicles Tesla now spends ad money to influence shareholders approval of Elon Musk's $55B payday
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    dynamojoe
    4 months ago 100%

    I voted against all board proposals (like I do with most of my stocks) for all the good that'll do. I hope institutional investors also shitcan the board's horrible ideas.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 50%
    7-3 Panthers (3-2) at 6-7 Bruins (2-3)

    ya know, I got nothing. the predicted ugliness didn’t materialize over the past two games, scoring is down, and Boston is 1-1 without their captain. Boston can’t keep losing at home in the playoffs. it’s a statistical freak anomaly. This series is probably going to seven games.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    5-6 Bruins (1-3) at 7-2 Panthers (3-1)

    no idea what to expect on this one. A desperate Bruins team with a healthy dislike for their host vs a relentless team that is hard to play against.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 100%
    6-2 Panthers (2-1) at 5-5 Bruins (1-2)

    Florida's power play popped and the fourth line is all charged up. Swayman looks human. Bennett is a marked man and will probably have to answer the bell a few times. If the refs "scrutinized" last game, this one's going to be under a microscope.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 50%
    5-2 Panthers (1-1) at 5-4 Bruins (1-1)

    Florida finally beat Boston for the first time since last season's playoffs but Boston earned a split in Sunrise and has home ice now. Florida *must* win at least once in Boston to advance. After two lopsided games, who shows up?

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 4 months ago 50%
    5-3 Bruins (1-0) at 4-2 Panthers (0-1)

    Smacked in the mouth by a hungry team. Couldn't get their shit together. Couldn't beat a goalie who is clearly in the groove. This is a critical game for the Panthers and they'll probably blow it by trying too hard. Odd bet: the game winner will be a power play goal.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    4-3 Bruins at 4-1 Panthers

    A team coming off a game 7 OT win vs a team that hasn’t played in a week. Trap game?

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    evs Electric Vehicles Americans Are Open To Cheap Chinese Cars. That’s 'Scary' For The Rest Of The Auto Industry
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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    The Ford Maverick gives me hope. If something like that came out in a full EV format my Model 3 will know its days are numbered.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    1-3 Lightning at 3-1 Panthers

    The Bolts found new life while the Panthers showed up late.

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    politicalmemes Political Memes This is what democracy looks like...
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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 80%

    Disinformation, whataboutism, and since you persist with this Daou person I can call this guilt by association. I should warn you that the Free space is in play and I am one box short of Fallacy BINGO.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 90%

    A deliberate misstatement. The talking point is "Republicans are destroying democracy." Which they certainly are.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    It will always trip me out how Mitt Romney went from being the GOP nominee for president in 2012 to a reviled RINO in less than a decade by not moving. He's the same guy with the same positions and the party shot far to the right.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    3-0 Panthers at 0-3 Lightning

    Beware the desperate.

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    memes memes It's beautiful
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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    Ah, thanks. I missed that. I guess I need to update my "all these brands are really all owned by XYZ" chart again.

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    spotify Spotify Spotify CEO Daniel Ek surprised at negative impact of laying off 1,500 Spotify employees
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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    2-0 Panthers at 0-0 Lightning

    Coach Cooper's powers are increased now that he has home ice and the last line change.

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    technology Technology AI Is Poisoning Reddit to Promote Products and Game Google With 'Parasite SEO'
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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    0-0 Lightning at 1-0 Panthers

    This game probably won't have an EN GWG like last one.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 95%

    You have to read to the last paragraph to confirm what you already knew: he's a republican.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy [music] is there/ was there/ will there ever be a perfect album?
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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    Jagged Little Pill is the first album that comes to mind for this question, but if I'm honest I'd skip the track "Perfect".

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    Well stated. I think a lot of corporate action nowadays, especially with any industry connected to the internet, is based on similar logic. "How can we squeeze maximum (profit/market share/growth)? If we go too far, we can always undo it thanks to the internet."

    I wonder how long it'll be until BMW reintroduces the Heated Seats subscription, or GM changes their legalese to allow them to sell your driving data to 3rd party companies? Those corporate moneygrabs were rolled back due to consumer outrage recently but they'll probably be back in some form in the next five years.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    from Florida - didn’t he even move his “home state” status there officially a couple years back?

    He did. Probably for tax purposes. As a native, I would like the states to the north to quit sending us your racist grandparents!

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  • politics politics Poll: Election interest hits new 20-year low in tight Biden-Trump race
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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 92%

    Some days I think the news organizations seek out the shittiest opinions and air them in hopes of getting clicks.

    I'd also point out this is a problem of their own making; we're burnt out with the perpetual election cycle and incessant lack of adult behavior from Congress. I'm extremely dedicated to voting but I'm also fucking tired of it.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    0-0 Lightning at 0-0 Panthers

    Battle of Florida, Round 3. Tampa is 2-0 (4-2 and 4-0) in previous playoff series against Florida.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    38-37-5 Sabres at 50-24-6 Panthers

    The Cats can lock up second place in the Atlantic with a point, which means they probably won't. (in related news and for one day only, Go Pens! Deny Boston the points)

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    politics politics Republican candidates downplay past anti-abortion stances ahead of 2024 election
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    politics politics Her IVF pregnancy not viable and endangers her under Arkansas law, Democratic congressional candidate Draper says | ‘Extremism’ threatens life, says Congress hopeful Draper
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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    Fair, but the choice isn't hers. If it's brought up, she has to respond. I kinda want her doctor to be out of state already, because then the GOP would also interfering with interstate commerce.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    ...and any attempt to bring charges or even discuss charges against a candidate is election interference, according to AR's lord and master, Trump. She should sue if it happens.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    Glad it was her. The Democratic party should repeat this like Giuliani's "Noun, Verb, 9/11". Every chance they get into any microphone they see. Donald Trump did this and every republican was his willing ally.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    This sounds like someone who may or may not be in his early thirties trying to justify dating people half his age. Creepy AF

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    26-41-12 Blue Jackets at 49-24-6 Panthers

    The Cats need every point they can scrounge to fend off the Leafs but they aren't playing their best hockey lately.

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    I keep telling myself "I want an x-box" and the news keeps telling me "no you fucking don't".

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    dynamojoe
    5 months ago 100%

    Every fucking day I have three companies email me to order pizza, usually within fifteen minutes of each other.

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    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 5 months ago 100%
    34-39-4 Senators at 48-24-6 Panthers

    The Sens aren't playing for the postseason, they're playing for their jobs. The Cats need to keep that in mind as they're still trying for home ice in the first round of the playoffs.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    48-24-5 Panthers at 45-17-15 Bruins

    Magic 8 Ball, can the Panthers avoid a season sweep at the hands of the Bruins? *shakes magic 8 ball* Outlook not so good.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    47-24-5 Panthers at 33-37-4 Senators

    Considering how bad the Panthers have been since the trading deadline, I'd consider a loser point a victory.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    47-23-5 Panthers at 28-33-12 Canadiens

    Montreal would love to beat the Panthers now that the Cats could really use a win.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 50%
    47-22-5 Panthers at 42-22-9 Leafs

    Will Matthews score a hat trick? Y/y

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    36-30-7 Red Wings at 46-22-5 Panthers

    Cats can’t get it done lately. Against a team like the Wings, they’re toast.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    30-26-15 Islanders at 46-21-5 Panthers

    A team that doesn't want the win visits a team that could really use a win. This usually turns out badly for both teams.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    41-16-15 Bruins at 46-20-5 Panthers

    This and the April 6th game in Boston will have a lot to say about whichever team wins the top of the division.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    45-20-5 Panthers at 36-26-9 Flyers

    Fatigue and goalies will decide this one. Both teams played yesterday against high-quality opposition, but the Flyers finished their game before the Panthers even started theirs.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    45-20-4 Panthers at 46-20-4 Rangers

    The Panthers are reeling and the Rangers have won six of their last eight. They haven't lost two home games in a row all season. This could get ugly for the Cats.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    35-25-6 Lightning at 45-18-4 Panthers

    Probably as ugly as the last game but I'm tuning in anyway.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    45-17-4 Panthers at 39-20-6 Hurricanes

    Cardiac Cats vs. Bunch of Jerks in a place that hasn't been kind to the Panthers over the years.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    44-17-4 Panthers at 40-17-9 Stars

    Dallas is not a happy place for the Cats…

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 6 months ago 100%
    31-26-5 Flames at 43-17-4 Panthers

    Uncomfortable factoid: the Panthers' last two losses were both on goals in the last 30 seconds of the game.

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    floridapanthers
    Florida Panthers dynamojoe 7 months ago 100%
    32-23-8 Flyers at 43-16-4 Panthers

    The Panthers have a new look with Tarasenko (from OTT). The Flyers have a new look without Walker (to COL).

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