dadjokes Dad Jokes Thought of this community when we revisited the park (hope it gets attached this time and not potato quality)
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    chargen         4 months ago • 100%

    Came for the urine jokes. Had not zoomed in yet 😔

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    Lemmy Dadsplain chargen • 5 months ago • 100%
    Mother's day is just a few days away - what craft are we making Dads?

    daddit used to have some great ideas for homemade crafts with the kids leading up to Mother's day. What are we making this year, dads?

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    atheistmemes Atheist Memes Always watching
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    chargen         5 months ago • 100%

    But aren't they the same... Uh... Person?

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    • the_kids_in_the_hall The Kids in the Hall today's
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    chargen         8 months ago • 100%

    Love this skit!

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    • microblogmemes Microblog Memes Salmon pink
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    chargen         8 months ago • 100%

    This kills the salmon

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    • the_kids_in_the_hall The Kids in the Hall today's
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    chargen         11 months ago • 100%

    Which episode is this from?

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    • world World News Bacteria found in bento box lunches in Japan that poisoned nearly 400 people
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    chargen         12 months ago • 100%

    Boy, I could really go for some bento right about now

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    • risa Risa Captain, Incoming hail from the Borg
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    chargen         1 year ago • 100%

    Doesn’t that make them all dipshits? 😂

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    • risa Risa New from Esteemed Holonovelist Tom Paris...
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    chargen         1 year ago • 87%

    I think I just threw up a little

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    • linuxmemes linuxmemes Living on the edge
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    chargen         1 year ago • 100%

    Fuck off, Cyrus!

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    • asklemmy Asklemmy What's the worst thing you've accidentally sent someone?
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    chargen         1 year ago • 100%

    I occasionally used to kill time reading pro revenge or similar stories. I use dark mode but sometimes do a CTRL-A to temporarily change the text colours. One day at work I was reading a story and apparently copied the text of a story to the clipboard. The story was the pasted into a message to several police service customers as well as my boss.

    Not my proudest moment by a long shot

    Queue several embarrassing phone calls to apologize to each recipient…

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    • coffee Coffee Trying a new local roaster
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    chargen         1 year ago • 100%

    If you don’t mind me asking, what did you pay for beans like that? I love a quality bean, but not willing to pay too much for them with the volume I go through 😂

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