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    betterdeadthanreddit
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    That'll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you're not careful.

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    Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.

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    "...scientists are confident it could improve if we teach it to feel pain."

    There's a sci-fi horror movie begging to be made out of this. Add in some self-replicating nanotech to perform monitoring, maintenance and command/control functions but due to some technobabble during the inciting incident, it starts "gray goo"-ing the facility into more growth media and food. The good news is that we taught it to feel pain, bad news is now it intends to return the favor.

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    I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents' delusions so they don't have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they're chemtrailing us with fluoride.

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    Good, fuck off. He can find a new job where he's not expected to treat his fellow humans with the respect they deserve. Being wrong about the nature of reality doesn't grant the right to be an asshole even if they sincerely believe that it should.

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    Suits heard about this secret sauce called AI that can cut down on the need for those pesky humans that are always looking for handouts and luxuries like a living wage and benefits. The consumer will have to accept it when the only choices they're offered are varying flavors of the same shit.

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    1 month ago 93%

    I'm just surprised they didn't set it at 6 based on the whole Aisha thing. Guess they're going by the age when their book says Muhammed started having sex with her.

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    1 month ago 100%

    Damning with faint praise was the intent, I like to have a little variety in my criticism. She's still deep in the negative.

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    1 month ago 100%

    Points for not fully committing to the bit and going out in blackface, at least. Low bar to clear but she scrapes by.

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    That's a fair point, I was just enjoying the image of the average "I was gonna join but..." doing sloppy dive rolls down supermarket aisles and saluting anything that moved.

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    1 month ago 80%

    Maybe not in the air force but it's totally a thing for secret agent Delta Recon SEAL Raider Green Berets like aodhswhateverthefuck up there. They're so elite, they'll even salute civilians.

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  • insanepeoplefacebook InsanePeopleFacebook Killing your kid with lockjaw to own the libs.
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    Homeopaths are derrainged and do more harm than good with traditional medicine.

    This is a true statement in that homeopaths do nothing good and do some harm. It's a waste of money and time. Their system is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of reality in multiple ways ("like cures like", water memory, etc.) and provides no benefit unless you count a little extra water intake as a point in their column.

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    He's just hoping that Putin will be willing to trade prisoners for his release once all the crimes catch up to him.

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    2 months ago 100%

    Last time anybody gave a damn about Oklahoma, it was because the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building got an unexpected facelift. This attempt to sidestep the first amendment by shouting "I'm not establishing you!" is not an improvement. Nice to see pushback from educators fighting to provide education even though it's bullshit that they have to.

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    2 months ago 100%

    It's mostly because their navigation systems are trash. Try to drive from Shenzhen to Peking and you get stuck hovering over U.S. military installations for a couple days.

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    2 months ago 100%

    Son of a removed of Sam, Al Canine and the BTK (Bacon, Treats and Kibble) killer lock their doors at night in case this shady character is out for a prowl.

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  • outoftheloop Out of the loop What is with all the politcians shooting guns or other weapons in their ads?
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    2 months ago 50%

    I have a hard time equating the display or firing of a gun with promotion of violence but context makes a difference. Same thing with baseball bats. Both are used in competitive sports or could be tools for killing/maiming others. It's performative and pandering but not necessarily violent without more information.

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    2 months ago 100%

    Title is how I used to remember port/starboard: I left port. My method for the lights is a little odd but since red goes on port side, I use "red right wrong".

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    2 months ago 100%

    Ramparts are the parts that you ram, airports are the holes that let air in. Makes perfect sense if you're only vaguely aware of what words mean.

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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'll run again in 2028?
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    ADHD betterdeadthanreddit 6 months ago 94%
    A watched pot never boils

    I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377 > Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it? [Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

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    New salvage operation underway

    Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it? [Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

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    User [@soraya@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/soraya) (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they'll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are [!free@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/free) and [!woman@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/woman). ::: spoiler Donuts* Probably not donuts. :::

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    User flooding instance with (mostly) empty communities

    [@comcreator@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/comcreator) has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a "Looking for moderators" post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity. I recognize that this may not be against the rules as long as it's not simply for the purpose of squatting on a name but is worth observing for future developments. It does not appear that this user intends to actively moderate since they're looking to hand those communities off as soon as they're created.

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    [Resolved] Advertiser account/community

    https://lemmy.world/u/HeGetsUs_ad / https://lemmy.world/c/hegetsus "He Gets Us" advertising campaign setting up on this instance. Edit: And it's gone. Thanks!

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    What's this guy's deal again?

    The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-

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    [Copied post] Responder and NTLMRelayx

    [Note: The content of this post has been copied from /r/Pentesting in case users wish to continue the discussion during the reddit API price gouging blackout] [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pentesting/comments/147193v/responder_and_ntlmrelayx/) **Responder and NTLMRelayx** >*/u/ j_relic* > >I’m practicing pentesting using Responder. I’ve watched a few videos on YouTube, but I’m having issues. My setup: Windows Server 2019 VM, Windows 10 VM, and the latest Kali. I used a video to create the vulnerable Active Directory Environment (YouTube, the Cyber Mentor). Responder version 3.1.3.0. > >I’ve been unable to capture hashes using LLMNR poisoning. Responder doesn’t send the LLMNR poisoned answer. In fact, the only answer it sends is MDNS. > >I’ve also been unable to capture hashes using SMB Relay Attacks (with Responder and ntlmrelayx). According to the video I used, I ran nmap to determine the smb version I have for Windows Server 2019. I have smb3 (3.1.1), and “message signing enabled but not required.” > >I made sure to modify any configurations within the Responder.conf file (according to the videos) as needed. Am I having these issues because SMB is version 3, and not 2 like in the videos? The videos are a few years old. > >Any help is appreciated. Thanks. I would like to exploit these types of issues within my homelab setup. > >>*/u/Danti1988* >> >>In your training environment, you don’t mention how you are generating traffic for responder to respond to. Set a scheduled task to map a network share that has an incorrect host name, dns will fail and fall back to netbios / llmnr and you will get a hash. >> >>>*/u/ j_relic* >>> >>>Hi sorry about that—according to the video, I tried entering an incorrect share. For example, I typed //kl as the share and hit enter. Unfortunately, I didn’t get the same results as the video. In the video, the hashes are captured immediately. But for me, nothing. Instead, Edge opens up on the VM in an attempt to open the page as a web address that ultimately fails. >>> >>>>*/u/Danti1988* >>>> >>>>Open run or file explorer and type //kl/blah. Also make sure responder is listening on the correct interface and both nics are on the same interface for the vms >>>> >>>>>*/u/ j_relic* >>>>> >>>>>Unfortunately, same problem. The LLMNR poison isn’t sent, only MDNS. Responder sees the attempt, but nothing else further. I’ve verified that the interface is correct, and the VMs are on the same interface (for their respective nics). All poisoners are set to “On.” >>>>> >>>>>>*/u/kaltec* >>>>>> >>>>>>Is the vm network adapter set to bridged mode? Kinda sounds like it might be in NAT >>>>>> >>>>>>*/u/Danti1988* >>>>>> >>>>>>If you type in //kaliIP/ are you seeing the hash? If not, it’s definitely a problem with your set up.

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    Pentesting betterdeadthanreddit 1 year ago 40%
    [Copied post] Pentesting project viability?

    [Note: The content of this post has been copied from /r/Pentesting in case users wish to continue the discussion during the reddit API price gouging blackout] [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pentesting/comments/147azku/pentesting_project_viability/) **Pentesting project viability?** >*/u/ExcidionKahuna* > >TL;DR: Aspiring pentester/python noob looking for recommendations to optimize recon script written in python to populate an Obsidian vault, link findings efficiently with markdown/obsidian plugins, and wondering if this is would even be useful. > >Hey all, > >I'm not sure if this would be viable to the community in general, but was wanting some input. > >This has been kind of a dream project of mine. I'm no developer, and aspire to be a pentester once my contract with my current job ends. > >This is a project in python that will perform all my basic enumeration and execute additional commands and populating an Obsidian vault with the data. It starts with a ping/pingsweep and create a directory for each target. Cue nmap full port scan and create a .MD file for each port. Additional script and service scans on discovered ports, and the output for each port saved to each port file. Follow additional commands to run based on services discovered and saved to their own files. Each command will be piped to a bash script I wrote that will timestamp command output and screenshot it to be rendered in each file. > >I know that golang and other languages would be faster for this, but this is a project I am using to learn Python and optimize/automate my notes. I guess this could be simplified as using autorecon and making an Obsidian vault, and doctoring it up with markdown and Obsidian features. > >For Obsidian users, do you have any recommendations for markdown syntax I can use to better organize, link or make this project useful? Or any other optimizations you could recommend via python? And is this something anyone would actually like to see or even care about? > >>*/u/frenchfry_wildcat* >> >>This is absolutely possible and essentially how the “automated pentest” platforms work (such as Penterra)

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