traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns WIIHAPPYFEW • 2 weeks ago • 99%

Fanart is by Syurii22. Toyosatomimi no Miko is a character in the Touhou Project series introduced in its 13th installment, Ten Desires. Miko was once Prince Shoutoku, a Japanese leader in the 600s known for promoting Buddhism and streamlining the Japanese government. In the Touhou lore, she was visited by Taoist hermit Seiga Kaku, who had heard about Miko’s longing for immortality. Seiga introduced her to Taoism, but she rejected it as a religion unfit for placating an entire country. She was intrigued by its promise of immortality, however, and privately converted to it, advocating for Buddhism to keep Japan stable. After drinking an “immortality elixir” (mercury sulfide), however, she was forced to let go of her body and become a supernatural hermit like Seiga, notably taking on the form of a woman, making her a canonically trans character (). After convincing a hermit from a rival clan (Mononobe no Futo) to sleep without decaying, Miko followed in suit, waiting for a time where a Taoist Japan would revive her in search of guidance. However, Buddhist monks were able to keep her mausoleum sealed, and the legends surrounding her were slowly brushed off- which led to her transportation into Gensokyo, where the folklore of old is a reality of everyday life. When she awoke in Gensokyo, it was right after Buddhist monk Byakuren Hijiri opened her own temple, however, leading to a surge of divine spirits across the realm, setting up the events of Ten Desires. What look like headphones on her are canonically earmuffs- Shoutoku was allegedly able to discern between ten questions asked at once, an ability carried by Miko (although with her enhanced abilities, she can also analyze each person and determine their inner desires (thus the title of the game))- although it means her hearing is highly sensitive and has to be muffled to prevent pain. ---------- Join our public Matrix server! https://matrix.to/#/#tracha:chapo.chat As a reminder, be sure to properly give content warnings and put sensitive subjects behind proper spoiler tags. It's for the mental health of not just your comrades, but yourself as well. ---------- Here is a screenshot of where to find the spoiler button. 

electoralism WIIHAPPYFEW • 4 months ago • 100%

Honorable mention  If I was in charge of The Regime I’d have trouble convincing myself to not keep the libertarian party around as  twisted  jesters for the masses (It can’t be the prohibition party btw because I already have plans for it- it’d be so easy to get 20 of yall to go to their next convention in some Best Western in Gainesville probably and nominate one of us)

Her name’s Kath Korber, she puts out her cigarettes in her empty patterned coffee mug

movies WIIHAPPYFEW • 4 months ago • 100%

That’s the guy who did the “Life, It Never Die” song half a year ago which everyone forgot about until now, but I have no clue who that girl is

electoralism WIIHAPPYFEW • 4 months ago • 100%

www.nbcnews.com

[insert Skibidi Pomni Ohio Gyatt Rizz joke here] Basically they’ll only certify a candidate if they’re officially nominated by August 7 and the DNC only starts on the 19th lol RFK’s gonna get second place in a state let’s gooo 

videos WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

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Can anyone bum me the 2nd and 3rd eps off the patreon I don’t want to wait all summer ahhh

memes WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

Imagining their police handing this out at SeaTac like that mid-70s *NYC Fear City* pamphlet so that they can convince the mayor to buy them newer M4s somehow

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

uc.pory.app

  I look like this thing btw

games WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

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 not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped

music WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

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My snout descends 

memes WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

They grow up so fast  Nothing else has its anniversary today. Just this. Ignore the haters (you know the ones).

electoralism WIIHAPPYFEW • 5 months ago • 100%

What’s with the soft white underbelly thumbnail filter lmao Abdullah has had some uhhh interesting takes 

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 6 months ago • 100%

i had the idea at like 2:35 am and couldnt just let it die i would post it to badposting but i wont, cause my posts are good

anime WIIHAPPYFEW • 6 months ago • 100%

[source](https://www.tumblr.com/itswilliamleonard/744829718343385088/saw-this-weird-poster-in-the-street-today)

electoralism WIIHAPPYFEW • 6 months ago • 100%

primaries.substack.com

Link has a brief rundown on some of your races (and a pretty big backlog for more info). Iowa has an uncommitted option for the presidency, but the other states only have regular candidates and a handful of “qualified” write ins. Orbmom may or may not be the lesser evil to support against Biden in these cases.

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 6 months ago • 100%

What I’m feeling is - most remaining hipsters joined the techbro hive by covid - ~~they aren’t COMPLETELY dead, just completely localized to Portland, which appears to be continuously larping the obama era zeitgeist~~ - ~~can any Portland hexcubs confirm that? (and also explain where all the cool stuff is, because if I were one of the actual good and grimy artists from there that I follow on Twitter, I would’ve ditched that city long ago)~~ - checking again, Portland seems to have gotten better (thank fuck) - pretty sure dimes square (the red scare pod autonomous region) was sprung out of a temporally displaced stray seed of the culture watered by too many esoteric conservative think tanks - is dimes square still a thing cause god I hope not - Assholes with too many crypto startup ideas have been handed the baton of gentrification. Pax Gastropubia has passed, but its cultural ghosts will linger on. The five minimalist dispensaries on the same block with fake neon lights inside will go under from sheer market oversaturation, the exposed brick walls with fake vines at the downtown “dive” bar may be painted over within a decade, but it won’t bring back the community that was there before- the last lesbian bar in the metropolitan area, the imports store that moved to the very edge of the city limits, the cafe that would pass for a cigar shop at first glance. All that remains is an allusion to the neighborhood’s “vibrant history” on its Google Maps description. - Decades from now, the plasticine mixed use complexes will be condemned, their poor build quality (no matter whether the apartments above the shops were billed as affordable or luxurious) being deemed a threat to safety. A worker taking out the wiring for recycling stumbles upon a long sealed room. - He turns on his flashlight. There’s a bowling lane (with cords to pull up the pins), a lone pinball machine in the corner, and too many decals with 80s movie references to count. The fake weathered vintage wallpaper is a vague hybrid of early 60s pastels and late 60s geometric shapes. You can faintly hear Macklemore out of an overhead speaker. - He’s cleared out 5 restaurants with these exact motifs in the past week. - Why did we allow 2010s vibes to get this *bad*?

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 6 months ago • 100%

What I’m getting is that - their paid staff has had a union for some time by now - 12 members (of unknown seniority to me (apparently high up though, getting 90k a year)) got laid off - union is getting mad about it, people are either mad at national org for unionbusting or at the union for splitting - thisll probably blow over in like a month Am i correct here or nah

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

Started off when I imagined wonks asking one another about the SOTU like it was Monday Night Football. Now I’m imagining that instead of being themed after local teams, they’re themed around semi-famous senators. The Minnesota expat community in your random medium sized town all go to Hubert’s at lunch to watch bills get passed. True Idaho Patriots watch book signings during dinner at the Crapo Chap House. Papa Strom’s at Myrtle Beach is getting sued yet again for violating the Civil Rights Act. You can down a Zell Miller Light at any given watering hole in the northern outskirts of Atlanta.

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

So far I’m imagining her riding a bicycle into the one caucus place in DC and obtaining the Delegate Effect (it just gives her a barbershop quartet hat with campaign memorabilia on it)

videos WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

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CW: Depictions of **extreme** violence. This is a video about *24* (2001-10), after all.

videos WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

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*(CW for potentially lethal levels of fratbro sexism and for coercion for a guy to eat literal dog shit)* How the fuck did society let Manswers proceed GTA IV was a documentary

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

- Grimy doctor - Porn cards - Comically blatant copyright violation - Grimy doctor x2 - Grimy doctor x3 - Grimy tattoo parlor - Overpriced insurance - ***WEAPONRY GRAHHH*** - Quack “doctor” 

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

 [It’s real](https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/catalina-foothills-instructor-rachel-dolezal-loses-job-over-onlyfans-account/article_33f938fa-cb6b-11ee-a52d-d34f5a6df6a6.html)

copypasta WIIHAPPYFEW • 7 months ago • 100%

You are a Swiftie. *removed*, you live in Nevada. You are a poster. You need to give your fucking landlord the rent. Your fucking streaming services, you have 15 streaming services. You've never logged off. You literally *just saw Drake’s penis*. You've never worn a high-quality mask. Motherfucker, *you have Long COVID. You are dying.* You've had 40 Stanleys, 3 of them are lead-free. 2 of them got sold to a post-hipster thrift store. *removed*, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can't disengage. You don't know what self-care is. If you were transported into 1320, you would be the *worst farmer of all time*. You don't know *shit*. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some contemporary guy is gonna get mad at me for this- *removed*, I’ve BEEN outside. I've watched the Super Bowl, which someone on my niche leftist forum probably calls the 'Pooper Bowel', which I think is a bad joke but a funny thing to call it. Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be *unemotional* (and I know I’m not being a great display of that myself). You can't sink into your co-living rental. You live in an ugly cheap plastic apartment. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the POD. *You're in the POD.* You are a RAT. And the rat, when they’re in the pod gets FUCKED. People only doordash *trash* to the pod. You know what you need to eat? You need to eat the rich! And you need to carry the virus. And you need to carry a virus around this whole world, that will change this whole fucking world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super virus, to fucking end your enemies and **END. THIS.** ***NIGHTMARE.***

clarkesworldmagazine.com

nvm dupe and also wrong comm

videos WIIHAPPYFEW • 8 months ago • 100%

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[Alternate NG link (are you happy now comrade bot?)](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/915490)

news WIIHAPPYFEW • 8 months ago • 100%

 Has the national news even touched this shit wtf

videos WIIHAPPYFEW • 9 months ago • 100%

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[**YOU** ***DO*** **HAVE TO SWAP BETWEEN EIGHT SERVICES TO WATCH POKÉMON BTW **](https://www.pokemon.com/us/animation/where-to-watch-pokemon-episodes-movies)

chapotraphouse WIIHAPPYFEW • 9 months ago • 100%

It’s okay though because it’ll be eclipsed by every subsequent year anyway