Shitbird
2 months ago
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sunds delishdus ngl
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2 months ago
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plz luk @ th iss https://hexbear.net/post/2954528?scrollToComments=false
traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Trans Megathread for the Week of 7/8 - 7/14
Shitbird
2 months ago
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ths iz sincerr i hapily use all pronouns
traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Trans Megathread for the Week of 7/8 - 7/14
Shitbird
2 months ago
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have i me tiond evr iam nonbinry
ths iz a specifk rom n mai hoz thnk u alsoo plz commnt with yur fave emoj thnx u
Shitbird
2 months ago
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i jst updtd mai pfp & pfpb plz luk @ mai profl & tel mi wat u thnk thnxu
chapotraphouse
Project 2026
Shitbird
2 months ago
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!shrekland@hexbear.net wil expln yur welcom
chapotraphouse
Project 2026
Shitbird
2 months ago
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yis
chapotraphouse
Project 2026
Shitbird
2 months ago
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wi ned shrak 5 bcz i hav memrizd al teh othr shraks
chapotraphouse
Project 2026
Shitbird
2 months ago
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chapotraphouse
Project 2026
Shitbird
2 months ago
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wat du u meen ive ben heer ths hol tim
the_dunk_tank
apparently star wars fans aren’t too big on rebels attacking empire ships
Shitbird
8 months ago
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i ned thiz plzkthnx
the_dunk_tank
apparently star wars fans aren’t too big on rebels attacking empire ships
Shitbird
8 months ago
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omfg i luv u
the_dunk_tank
apparently star wars fans aren’t too big on rebels attacking empire ships
Shitbird
8 months ago
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yis it ez
the_dunk_tank
apparently star wars fans aren’t too big on rebels attacking empire ships
Shitbird
8 months ago
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spuling ez hurd okai
the_dunk_tank
apparently star wars fans aren’t too big on rebels attacking empire ships
Shitbird
8 months ago
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i gut drnk 1 dai & rantd abt hw tht sub shuld let u shrak poost & als str wurs ppost
thiz ws b4 tht subradit gut tkn ovr bi librulizm
so beitiful #  
chat
Shitbird
9 months ago
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Shitbird
9 months ago
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Shitbird
9 months ago
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o hai how r u hppy 2 b numin8d
the_dunk_tank
Become a Beast!!
Shitbird
1 year ago
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teh 14 ~wurds~ buls uv th beast
:fry:
commnt w/ yur favrit shrak emoj 2 selbrat shrekstr # :shrek-mike: . wat r u duin 2dai?? letss tlk
streamable.com
wtch theroy librls i bai lemmygrad.net bcz et wuz 4 sail (i luv 2 bai thngz) wut iz yur favort thng abt shrk &/ore combunsism? commnt n th comm ts
movies
"Yeah, I really enjoy foreign film" I say as I put on the Digimon movie for the 11th time
Shitbird
2 years ago
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:party-rocking:
askchapo
Shitbird
2 years ago
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yis& yis
Shitbird
2 years ago
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itz mai ogregen stori: https://hexbear.net/post/107136
Shitbird
2 years ago
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edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw
:shrek-troll:
chapotraphouse
Does anyone have a clip of Matt Christman's drunken last moments on the Chapo Twitch stream from the 2018 midterms?
Shitbird
3 years ago
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also the main force behind the Chapo book
speaking from personal experience, doing all of the work and none of the credit gets old FAST.
hope they can still hang as pals at least
chapotraphouse
Does anyone have a clip of Matt Christman's drunken last moments on the Chapo Twitch stream from the 2018 midterms?
Shitbird
3 years ago
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is anyone surprised virgil got tired of this shit lolol
Look at it! # LOOK AT MY WORK edit: thnx for feature edit 2: plz remember to tag yourselves edit 3: lots of dms about how im able to be so creative. # [here is my morning routine and i want to hear about yours 2](https://hexbear.net/post/112850)
science
The most controversial Wikipedia articles, determined by total size of all talk page archives
Shitbird
3 years ago
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fr tho who gives a fuck bout Sarah Palin
Shitbird
3 years ago
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dave please review i have more images:
:horsepoo-theory:
Shitbird
3 years ago
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seriously. Dave had a stupid good deal on my labor even though I was mostly just shrek posting by the end.
fun life hack: saying you were a "consultant" for any employment gaps
Shitbird
3 years ago
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Right? I don't keep the surplus value of my labor so I should generate as little of it as possible.
[@aaaaaaadjsf](/u/aaaaaaadjsf) and [@My_Army](/u/My_Army) suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
fixed because my first try at this broke the website. --- need context? First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136 Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194 Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153 Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251
Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it. I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even. edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave. edit 2: [post that started this](https://hexbear.net/post/107136) edit 3: [texts with Dave are live](https://hexbear.net/post/107217) edit 4: [closure with dave](https://hexbear.net/post/107251)
I have been [making shrek memes](https://hexbear.net/post/106904) instead of working. my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no. Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this. also subscribe to [!shrekland@hexbear.net](/c/shrekland) Edit: time to nut up Edit: [Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL](https://hexbear.net/post/107194) Edit 2: [texts with Dave are live](https://hexbear.net/post/107217) edit 3: [final message to Dave](https://hexbear.net/post/107251)
