news News Suspected Gunman at Trump Golf Course Said He Was Willing to Fight and Die in Ukraine
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 13 hours ago 71%

    No, I think Grandeur quit with all of his wizarding after the little people melted that ring.

    Edit: THAT INCLUDES delusion spells

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  • news News A thousand pigs just burned alive in a barn fire
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 13 hours ago 15%

    It's those fudging commies again!

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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 13 hours ago 29%

    The last one should be "going to a music festival"

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  • politics politics Live updates: FBI investigating apparent assassination attempt of Trump in Florida | CNN Politics
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 21 hours ago 100%

    No one knows anything about the shooter other than "it was a man".. everyone is always filming that swine and they don't have any leaked to fox news of the attempted assassination? This is all an attempt from the ass hole to get away from the debate and taylor swift.

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  • 196 196 Who's rule?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 day ago 100%

    Ich_iel

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  • world World News UN employee shot dead by Israeli sniper in occupied West Bank
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 day ago 100%

    Oh man, this is turning into Reddit woth all the deleted comments! Where's my popcorn! 🍿

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  • politics politics Trump’s ties to ‘toxic’ far-right activist Laura Loomer are causing a MAGA civil war. But they go way back
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 day ago 100%

    It's nothing to do with love. She's an object to him. He's proud of himself because she's so much younger than him. To him "that" is a win.

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  • 196 196 Ragrets rule
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 2 days ago 80%

    I'm in my 30's Mark..

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  • 196 196 Donye Wump Rule
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 100%

    Why did you put pig eyes on a Nazi?

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  • 196 196 Ragrets rule
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 88%

    This is the fakest one yet.. this is some boomer level shit

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  • news News Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 13%

    2 cents has different value around the world. To me yours currently is worth a lot.

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  • news News Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 96%

    Brent Metz is accused of shooting a 17-year-old in the face after the teenager trespassed on a property to find a homeowner and inquire about taking homecoming photos there. (Jackson County Sheriffs Office)

    Trespassing? So walking to someones door looking for the owner of the house is now Trespassing? Wtf

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost The heart wants what the heart wants
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 87%

    Taco bell is my favorite Restaurant, I wish we had them here! 😢

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 4%

    This (only downvote this comment)

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 100%

    I don't have real money, but you deserve this ⭐

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 64%

    Putin is just miss understood by weak west

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 100%

    "A second sub got eaten for lunch! I repeat second sub has just been eaten for lunch!"

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes The dude recently got shot at. But the most savage memory of this campaign will be the time when Kamala went mama bear and had this orange salmon for dinner.
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 100%

    My favorite comment so far was "that look when you're about to cook an orange." It was from when he was talk about her dad. xD

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is your favorite mythological figure (of ancient religions only)?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 100%

    Diomedes, he got eaten by horses, which sounds metal as fuck.

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  • games Games Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 3 days ago 100%

    Just slap on a brown cutout mustache

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  • political_weirdos Political Weirdos Weirdo who clearly lost the debate throws a hissy fit.
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 100%

    What's to smile about on Nov 5th? Are we making a human centipede out of Trump and his 3 Supreme Court judges?

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  • news News Eminent officials say NASA facilities some of the “worst” they’ve ever seen
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 50%

    Have you guys considered not being broke bums? /s

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  • politics politics MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 98%

    Tax the churches! They are political Propaganda arms of the Republican party.

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  • politics politics MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 92%

    insert Geralt of Rivia grunt

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  • politics politics MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 100%

    God damn, I should have worn sun screen, I didn't expect that hot of a burn!

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  • news News Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 100%

    Money + laundering of said money = most shit Dump has his name on

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy Are there previous historical examples of cult-like followings of US political candidates?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 4 days ago 100%

    Correction! You non-American! You mean Waifu body pillow, they didn't use comfort girls until Abe (stick it where you can) Lincoln. God read the Decloration of Indopence!

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  • news News Turkey's Erdogan says Russia must return Crimea to Ukraine
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 5 days ago 100%

    There is no Cyprus in Ba Sing Se.

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  • world World News US: Killing of American woman in West Bank 'unprovoked and unjustified'
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 6 days ago 25%

    Unfortunatly commrad it wasn't

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  • 196 196 Ireland rules
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 6 days ago 100%

    Worked for that Farmer. Up yours France!

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  • world World News US: Killing of American woman in West Bank 'unprovoked and unjustified'
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 6 days ago 11%

    I knew one of you would pop up to piss and moan. Good job living up to my very low expectations.

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  • 196 196 Queen behavior rule
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 6 days ago 100%

    Funny, when I tried that I tripped.

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  • memes Memes Onion in shame at what reality produces...
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 66%

    Ripits are only for butt chugging and well that's about it. Dodge isn't normaly sold here 😢

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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 100%

    That last bit is a little poetic to say the least.

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  • memes Memes Onion in shame at what reality produces...
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 40%

    I have personal experience with the Taliban. They are fucking terrorist scum. Just like ruZZia

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Big af but sideways
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 80%

    Yᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ. ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Big af but sideways
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 100%
    • boy propaganda
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  • games Games Why is the community for Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact like this?
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 83%

    I take offense! I watch anime, but I'm not a fucking slug like this creeps.

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  • games Games Minecraft *Movie Edition*
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 100%

    Yeah, that sounds right! Live for ever baby!

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  • games Games Minecraft *Movie Edition*
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  • SassyRamen SassyRamen 1 week ago 50%

    Username checks out, this guy Minecrafts.

    I just feel like the kids are gonna drag me to this.. I just want it to be at least okay.

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    Minecraft *Movie Edition* https://youtu.be/gAMkklt_b00?si=a5oEW9TAy5-JdS78

    Watching this trailer gives me hopes that we can Sonic this thing! Unfortunatly I have a sinking feeling it'll be another Lion King, where they completely ignore the community. Ich drücke uns die Daumen!

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    Asklemmy SassyRamen 1 week ago 46%
    Politics aside, which countries would be best friends?

    I really enjoy Chinese culture and I find the Chinese people for the most part absolutely astounding, sadly our governments play us against one another. If all political nonsense and greed were to be set aside, which countries do you think would be best friends, or even allied together, based on their people alone?

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    WalkScape SassyRamen 2 weeks ago 100%
    How can I join the beta?

    I live in Germany and would love to take part in the beta. Is Walk Scape available in Germany?

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    ich_iel SassyRamen 3 weeks ago 100%
    ICH🧢🔪👝IEL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9B-BFmrhMM

    Was war das über seine Schwester?! 👀

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    The German Language SassyRamen 3 weeks ago 90%
    Hallo alle, ich bin neu hier.

    Ich habe mich heute auf Lemmy angemeldet. Gibt es ein App für Lemmy?

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