That makes more sense. I thought it was dryg dealer.

If Ted Cruz was a bird.

As a sovereign citizen, and not a citizen of the United States, I am curious which constitutional freedom he is defending.

God bless me, indeed. I can't believe I read the whole thing.

They give the example of "job" vs "occupation" but then talk about the headlines "Meghan and Harry are talking to Oprah. Here’s why they shouldn’t say too much” vs. “Are Meghan and Harry spilling royal tea to Oprah? Don’t bet on it.”

This doesn't seem to fit the simple words narrative they just set up. To me, this is standard language vs. slang. The first one sounds like it may be objective and fact-based, and the second sounds like it was written by a gabby middle schooler.

I would likely not be interested in the content either way, but I would be far more likely to click on the drivel-free headline.

Fun fact: Salina Turda does not mean salt turd.

The problem is that we already value our land as much as Russia does, so we resist them taking it.

Because to them politics is a team sport.

20% is the going rate, or 10% if you work at a buffet.

There sure are a lot of "Google enshittifies Google" articles lately.

All of the best creatures are on the block chain.

I always report those ads as inappropriate.

Suggesting with a bit of superglue, this device could be put out of service.

You can buy multiple small tubes of superglue for a dollar at the dollar store.

In US. politics, red refers to places with a (usually large) majority of Republican voters.

They must have skipped the part of elementary school where they talk about the scientific method. They hypothesize that there are magic words that make reaponsibility go away. They test it out, seemingly over and over. It never works. Yet they conclude that their hypothesis must be correct and they just messed up the testing.

Presented by Kyle Rittenhouse.

For a long time, I wanted to get a PS5 or "the new xbox", whatever the heck it was named. I was in a big box store and saw what I thought was one of the new ones when they were still hard to find. But, I had no cell signal in the store, so I couldn't look up info on it. I couldn't verify if it was the new one, or the old one, since their stupid naming scheme was so arbitrary and hard to remember if you weren't already in their ecosystem. I didn't buy it, and later found the one I saw was the newest one. I ended up eventually finding and buying a PS5. I doubt I am the only one, but even if so, they did not make a sale to one person because of their stupid naming scheme. With Playstation system naming, there is no confusion.

DJ Trump and the Lackeys

I think in American fashion, if you want to influence our political leanings, there will have to be an exchange of money or services.

But, please remember to call it lobbying. Otherwise, it just sounds like bribery!

It's also nice because I can charge my entire family's phones all at once. If we had more devices, do you think we could stack them on top of each other, or can we only charge as many as can fit in one level on the turntable?

Can it turn blockchain monkey jpgs into animated, voiced monkey gifs? If so, it may be a great success.

My dumb toaster got an update this morning and now runs an AI.

You're hired.

Honk

Yoda's husband Paul was investigated for insider trading because of some extremely well timed trades just prior to battles with the empire.

I am surprised no one told them that the economy is doing well. I know that sure put my mind to rest when we had to tighten the belt.

I half expected to see a bubble for "they murder your dog".

It's too bad Apple don't think all the thoughts I want to think for me anymore. Oh well. 8GB of RAM is all I need, and I have removed "You're welcome" from my lexicon.

This title sucks. The article is overly short, and by a random user on that site, seemingly. Was the whole article poorly generated AI content?

Dragula

The turtle has been found guilty, and sentencing will take place in September.

Thry keep grabbing his nuts.

The name of the sub seems to have determined the content.

He would have had to cut his all expense paid yacht trip short.

Does the English translation for the subtitles not make sense? Or is it the plot/the trailer that doesn't make sense?

This is my wife Audrey. She smells a bit, but she's got a heart of gold.

I think it's if it produces both a thick gas cloud and Fruitloops. If it's only one of those, it may still be good.