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    21 hours ago 100%

    This. One of the points of this whole endeavour is self-hosting, in the name of resisting centralization.

    Imagine if Mozilla had hostes its website on Geocities.

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  • canada Canada CPC policy hypotheticals: Canadians see a balanced budget, longer jail time as ‘good’; defunding CBC as ‘bad’ -
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    2 days ago 50%

    And won't somebody think of the private sector! It just doesn't have enough control over the public good!

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  • news News Study: Increasing minimum wage does not reduce jobs
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    2 days ago 100%

    corporate profits decrease very slightly

    This is the thing that people will reflexively point to, but this:

    quality of life increases

    This is the real issue. If quality of life increases, workers are less desperate, and are less willing to put up with their employers BS. Moreover, if other jobs are also paying a living wage, it's much easier to quit.

    We have seen, over and over, that businesses are willing to spend money to exert control over workers. They'll do it even if it means a decline in profits, or even in revenue. Because at the end of the day, if you have your needs met, any money left over is just power, and power is meant to be used to control others.

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  • ausomememes Ausome Memes Learning to interrupt gracefully is a skill
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    2 days ago 100%

    Maybe people should just understand that you don't @ me if you don't want me to chime in. It's actually pretty fucking rude.

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  • ausomememes Ausome Memes Shoutout to my peeps at c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    ausomememes Ausome Memes 👌Consistency 👌
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    2 days ago 100%

    Hey, that second array is the whole diet of someone I knew in university who "hated sauce".

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  • news News JD Vance says US could veto NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platforms
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    Kichae
    2 days ago 100%

    Is this guy Trump's VP pick because he's the only person he could find that talks like Trump? The guy's a rotting word salad machine

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Shamelessly stolen because I love it
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    2 days ago 100%

    By the way, the spell does not allow for divorce - it's strictly "till death do us part".

    Which has... consequences

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  • programmerhumor Programmer Humor I redid the meme with what hurts me
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    3 days ago 100%

    Is great until you need a job. It solves the 2 language problem right up until you're working with others.

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  • technology Technology Amazon CEO wants his staff back in the office full time • The Register
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    Kichae
    3 days ago 100%

    Nah. So long they remain the largest comoanies in tech, the FAANG companies have an endless buffet of overconfident and naive new grads to feast on. Entitled kids who will excitedly walk through the door and proudly display their comoany golf shirts to anyone they can trap in a corner while explaining how they're remaking and reinventing ways to squeeze and manipulate customers in the name of shareholder value.

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  • canada Canada 'An unfortunate waste of resources': Ontario woman facing criminal charge following water gun incident
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    1 week ago 100%

    The cops would rather patrol the rich gated neighbourhoods looking to harass people who look out of place than deal with my city’s severe drug problems and constant arson and theft.

    I mean, that's what they exist for. The idea that they're here to protect the public in any way is just PR spin. They're just state funded security guards for the rich who occasionally do charity work for the rest of us when there's a chance they might get labelled a 'hero'.

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  • technology Technology The Antiquity to Alt-Right Pipeline
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    1 week ago 100%

    YouTube has been an alt-right pipeline for a very long time now. If you so much as smell right-leaning content in the next room, it wilk start serving you truck loads of right wing and alt-right recommendations.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes I guess I won't run this for my group
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    Kichae
    1 week ago 100%

    FWIW, it's not a starter set, it's a playtest. It's stress testing things, and leaning on Pathfinder assets. You're not missing out on the full meal deal right now.

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips Dad & Dungeons & Dragons [Admiral Wonderboat]
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    I don't know, this is starting to sound like a separate discussion with separate issues, and as a result it feels like goalpost moving.

    The issue with women's fantasy armour has long been that it exists for the Male Gaze, as a trope that is propagated by men for the purpose of titilizing men. It's objectifying the female form, and doing so in a way that does not include women in the discussion at all.

    The second image, instead of being a continuation of that, just feels like fashion, and complaints about it land as "no one has ever cared about aesthetics in a suit of armour" which is a totally false take and indefensible platform.

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  • canada Canada Why Singh Had to Do It
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    Unfortunatey, it's very difficult to actually decide what an election will be based on. You usually try and figure that out by polling the electorate and framing your election campaign in its terms, in a form of political judo.

    This is going to be a cost-of-living election. Milhouse is just trying to turn that into an anti-tax thing.

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  • canada Canada NDP announcing it will tear up governance agreement with Liberals
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    If there's that much of an issue, then rail employers should actually acknowledge the power of the union, negotiate, and fucking deal. The state stepping in to kill collective action here, because it might affect people over there is done not to protect the people over there, but to ensure they don't get any ideas of their own.

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  • canada Canada NDP announcing it will tear up governance agreement with Liberals
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    But with the US electing swinging to what we laughably refer to as the left, I wonder if it could cause the CPC trouble in the upcoming election.

    No. We lag behind the US's shifts here, which is why it's important to PP to get the election rolling before the year is out. While he'd still probably win an election next year, in all likelihood it would be a much smaller victory should the Yankees actually send any kind of message rebuking the naked fascists running this year.

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  • antiwork Antiwork ‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours
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    gaming Gaming Nintendo officially places Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom outside series' established timeline
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    3 weeks ago 100%

    The canon is anything that appears in the games. There are clear timelines between many of the games, asserted within the game text or game subtext.

    Producers have gone on record echoing what's states in the HH, both before and after it was published.

    Do not mistake the canon for something the producers and designers feel in any way bound by. That's not what the term means when discussing media.

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  • leftymemes Lefty Memes French libs right now
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    3 weeks ago 100%

    In most countries you need to be a party member to engage in internal party politics. The idea that the heneral public makes direct choices for private political organizations is, honestly, kind of weird.

    But also, which states require you to be an actual card-carrying member to participate in the primary? I was under the impression that most merely required that you register with the electoral office as a party supporter.

    Being a "registered X" is very different from being "a member of X". Members get to do things like go to convemtions where party policy is discussed and voted on. Members get to vie for party nomination. They're part of the internal machinery of the party.

    Yhey're not just voters with a party banner.

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  • canada Canada Trudeau announces reduction in temporary foreign workers, suggests more immigration changes to come
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    4 weeks ago 83%

    Federal government has the means and responsiblity to persuade and cajole provinces in certain directions when it comes impacts of policies they are implementing.

    I'm not going to defend Trudeau. Not on any front.

    But this is a bad take. Any federal government taking a take-it-or-leave-it approach to the provinces is attempting to operate as a dictatorship, and it's something that should be actively resisted or rejected.

    The problem right now is that there are a lot of Conservative Premieres, and they can taste blood in the water, so they're circling and stonewalling.

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    4 weeks ago 100%

    The Liberals have been unambiguously pro-business since Cretien. It's just which businesses have been the focus of their support that's changed somewhat over time. Neoliberalism has been at the heart of the party since the Red Book.

    The current administration has been throwing all of its support behind big city "businesses businessing businessly" businesses. Think of Bill Morneau and his family enterprises, or anything B2B where it seems like something the client company could just do on their own, but they gain a lot of connections by working with the other business.

    You know. Rich people bullshit.

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  • canada Canada Rail reopening begins with workers at CN taking down pickets, but CPKC stoppage ongoing
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    4 weeks ago 100%

    Remember folks, you have the right to strike! Unless doing so actually meaningfully impacts anything.

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  • canada Canada Federal government steps in to halt unprecedented Canada-wide rail shutdown
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    4 weeks ago 100%

    But these workers are not. These workers are fighting for their rights, and that's going to inconvenience everybody else. So, they're going to highlight that inconvenience, rather than the underlying cause.

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  • canada Canada Federal government steps in to halt unprecedented Canada-wide rail shutdown
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    4 weeks ago 92%

    Albertan minister, a Chamber of Commerce guy and a CN rail official. No union representation. This is a bit shameful from the CBC.

    This has been par for the course for a while now, unfortunately. The CBC's most used lens is "How does this inconvenience the average Canadian?", followed by "How much does this impact shareholders?"

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    Nova Scotia General Kichae 4 weeks ago 75%
    Nova Scotia Friendlies Discord

    Someone's going around on Reddit recruiting for a Nova Scotia 'friendlies' Discord server. I just wanted to pass the link along in the off chance that someone here was interested. https://discord.com/invite/C2qPFDMc

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    rpg rpg Deborah Ann Woll teaches Jon Bernthal the basics of D&D
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    1 month ago 100%

    They just called the 5e charactersheet "overwhelming" wuth its, like, 8 numbers on it, and suggested players don't need to know pesky things like "rules", but you're going off on dice?

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  • leftymemes Lefty Memes Infamous liberals
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    1 month ago 100%

    Are we playing the "socialism and communism are different things" game today? Because that'snnever fun.

    Authoritarians aren't communists. They're just appropriating the term.

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  • canada Canada B.C. landlords allowed to impose massive rent hikes after mortgage payments spike
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    1 month ago 100%

    Oh good! Does this mean the government's also going to protect my stock portfolio and guarantee those investments always succeed, too? Because if so, I should start having a stock portfolio!

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  • gaming Gaming Developers reportedly told not to expect Switch 2 to launch before April 2025 [VGC]
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    If it's still 9 months away, there's no real reason to announce it publicly before the Christmas season. The fact that the original Switch's sales are flagging is not a reason to announce, since it's not launching in time for the holidays. Its announcement isn't going to spurr Switch 1 sales.

    When it's announces will be entirely deoendent on when retailers need to know launch details. Once it's outside of Nintendo, they'll have to announce things publicly or risk losing control over the narrative.

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    dnd Dungeons and Dragons D&D 2024 PHB's Big Accessibility Issues
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    1 month ago 100%

    That's so sad. The people who have tried to move to making Pathfinder content got bludgeoned back to preaching the one true way of D&D by YouTube's recommendation engine, too, meaning that there's very little high production value PF2 content.

    I can recommend Mortals & Portals, as an actual play.

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  • autism Autism I identify as weird and the recent political trend makes me uncomfortable
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    1 month ago 100%

    Creepy is almost too specific. Too harsh. It's too "out of line". People are surprisingly sensitive to that kind of thing.

    But "weird"... Weird is fuzzy enough to get away with. It's non-specific. It's the sideways head-nod or glance to "creepy's" direct finger point. People know you mean they give you the "ick" when you say it, because it comes with the body language that communicates that, vs that which communicates "quirky".

    "Weird and unsettling" is an accurate phrase to describe these people, and I don't see much overlap with how people talk about me at all. And they've been calling me weird for 35 years or more now.

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  • canada Canada Expanded Trans Mountain pipeline capacity fails to lift Canadian heavy oil price
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    lemmy Lemmy Minor whinge about the All feed and community building
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    2 months ago 100%

    I think a significant issue here is that Reddit is not built for fostering communities, and things that mimic Reddit will not foster them, either. The whole model is built around an endless number of very large, single subject discussion spaces with functionally no globally consistent moderation or oversight.

    This is a model of content categorization and filtering for individual consumption, not community building. Lemmy "communities" are just content tags, they're not real community spaces. They're never going to encourage the kind of tight knit spaces with idiosyncratic customs, rituals, and rules that actual vommunities have. They're never going to let you get to know others because "off topic" discussions are meant to be had in entirely different spaces.

    Reddit and reddit-like services are about content creation and delivery, noy community. Thatms baked into the form.

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    Pathfinder 2e Kichae 5 months ago 100%
    Survey: How Easy is it to Guess a Creature's Worst Saving Throw? docs.google.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/20694686 > u/corsica1990 over on th'other site posted a survey a few days ago, trying to figure out how easily people could intuit creatures' worst saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, or Will) based on just the creature's name and bestiary art. > > How'd you do? Also, will you, too, forever have nightmares about jellyfish clam squids? Because I ain't ever unseeing that.

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    Pathfinder 2e Kichae 5 months ago 100%
    Ruffians and Fatal

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/19889099 > So, over on the subreddit there's a post that caught me off guard. I'm not experienced enough with the game to know the ins-and-outs of all of classes, so when someone posted asking about Ruffian Rogues and Picks. > > From the comments, this appears to be a Thing of Great Contention within the Pathfinder space (or, at least within *that* Pathfinder space; I find r/Pathfinder2e to be a rather... idiosyncratic place, personally). > > The long and short of it is that Picks have the Fatal d10 trait, but Ruffian specifies: > > > You can deal sneak attack damage with any weapon, not just the weapons listed in the sneak attack class feature. This benefit doesn't apply to a simple weapon with a damage die greater than d8 or a martial or advanced weapon with a damage die greater than d6. (**Apply any abilities that alter the damage die size first.**) > > (Emphasis mine.) > > A lot of words have been published over how the Ruffian doesn't lose Sneak Attack on a critical hit, but this seems pretty straight forward from the text here that it does. Weird and stupid, and something I'd never personally enforce, but clear and straight forward nonetheless. > > This is the updated wording from Player Core 1, no less, and Ruffian's text was updated in the remaster, so there was an opportunity to reword or clarify that was not taken, so I'm not sure what others are reading from this that I'm not. > > How do you interpret this situation? How would you judge it at your table?

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    Canada Kichae 5 months ago 91%
    Budget Astroturfing in Full Effect

    Crazy how the only one of these airing criticism that says the budget isn't doing enough is the publicly owned one.

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    Astronomy Kichae 5 months ago 95%
    Total Solar Eclipse - From 30 Years to 3 Minutes & 20 Seconds

    Hey everyone, just an update to my last post from Sunday night. The eclipse went off without a hitch -- thankfully, I am not personally capable of interfering with celestial events -- and I have to say, nothing could have ever possibly prepared me for the experience. No photo has ever actually captured what I saw Monday afternoon. I don't think any of them have come close. Picture of my own attached for total lack of effect. As I looked down at my camera screen and watched the last light of the crescent Sun disappear from my view, I felt totality occur. The umbra of the Moon swept over me while I looked down, and the world got noticeably chilly. The wind died down. The world was silent for a hiccup. I immediately and excitedly looked up, and I think my brain broke. Hovering in the sky over Potato World was an black, alien orb, surrounded by a thin ring of brilliant white and pink shimmering fire. It was something straight out of a science fiction movie, and not necessarily a good one, either. It looked so *incredibly* fake. It looked downright *cartoony*. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. I wept as I stared at it, completely unable to maintain composure. I gawked at how bright the solar corona actually was -- I had completely expected to have to strain to see it. I marveled as I realized I was seeing, with my own two, naked eyes, solar prominences arching over the limb of the Moon. And I just sobbed through the whole experience. My fiancee, whose interest in this had seemed to be primarily a mix between modest curiosity in a significant natural and cultural event and support for my interest, also cried at seeing it, while her son sat on the ground with his mouth hanging open. It was both the longest and the shortest 3 minutes of my life. When it was over, I just stood in the field in a daze, periodically pressing my camera's shutter button. In just a few minutes following the end of totality, the field, in which hundreds of people had gathered, was nearly empty. Only a handful of us remained, and most of the others had heavier equipment than my DSLR and tripod. At the end of the day, I didn't quite get the pictures I wanted. I had hoped to get bracketed exposures during totality, and I had assumed that my camera's settings for that when using the LCD display as digital viewfinder would be the same as when using the optical viewfinder, and they weren't. But I'm not too fussed about it. The pictures still turned out significantly better than I could have hoped for. I'll be posting the rest of my photos -- including some pictures of Potato World itself -- to my PixelFed account, which can be found here, if anyone's interested: https://pixey.org/i/web/profile/384533916920271164

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    Astronomy Kichae 6 months ago 96%
    After 30 years, I'm finally going to see a total solar eclipse. Also, Potato World is a thing.

    I'm sitting in a dark hotel room on the eve of my first - and possibly only - total solar eclipse, with my partner and step-son, and I am positively awash with emotions. I have been waiting for this day for 30 years, since my first partial eclipse in May of 1994. That was an underwhelming experience for many reasons, but not the least of them was that I had nothing and no one to view the eclipse with. Three decades, two astronomy degrees, 5 years operating a planetarium, and 5 years as a guide at the local observatory later, and I'm fully prepared. Today, I have more viewing glasses than i have fingers, two cameras with filters, I have my family, and I am smack dab in the middle of the path of totality. And the forecast calls for clear skies. I can't believe it. I can't believe that this is actually happening for me. That everything looks like it's going to work out. The only disappointment is that I discovered that *Potato World* exists - it's the New Brunswick potato museum (and it's next door to my hotel) - but it's *closed*!

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    Pathfinder 2e Kichae 9 months ago 100%
    Adventurer's Arsenal - Free Item Cards for PF2e www.adventurersarsenal.com

    Xalchs just posted this to Reddit, announcing the launch of a new website hosting their Pf2e compatible item cards. There's currently 40 available, but they're apparently planning to expand the deck to 200 over 2024.

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    Pathfinder 2e Kichae 9 months ago 100%
    The Longnight when the tween Storm Druid pulled a heel turn

    Spoiler Warning: Contains unmasked spoilers for the first encounter of *The Longnight Before Krampus* My sister-in-law and niece are staying with us over the holidays, and truth be told, we don't reeeaaaaally have the space to house guests. We just have the most space of anyone in my partner's family. Partially because of this (and partially because the next generation of my partner's family is entirely comprised of only children who have apparently finally started to reach the "WTF is 'sharing'" phase of being only children), there have been some conflicts between the chilluns under my roof this week, particularly when it has come to unstructured play. So, I thought, maybe tonight was the time to bust out some structured, non-denominational, solstice-adjacent winter holiday themed play! I had [The Longnight Before Krampus](https://preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/420465/The-Longnight-Before-Krampus) printed off and ready to go and asked the wee warriors if they wanted to roll some dice. With the other adults in the room busy with holiday baking (I'm off of food prep this year, due to everyone else using my kitchen), and having shouldered more of the youngun refereeing than me (I was out all afternoon running errands), I didn't think anyone else would have the bandwidth for a game, so I thought it would be a relatively rigid affair. You know, the kind of thing that I could control to the point where two pre-teens would tolerate it, because someone was actively entertaining them, but stay in their lane, because I'm a large, loud guy who's often quick to say 'no'. So anyway, the party of 5 walk into the inn on a cold, dark, storm winter's night, and both kids immediately start to shout over me. Well... shit. "I put out a cup and start painting a picture!" cries out the visiting kid, playing a wild order woodland elf druid with an art degree. "I put out a cup and..." my step-son -- playing a storm order woodland elf druid -- yells his attempt at further mimicking his older cousin cut off by the big, mean game master. "What are you painting on?" "I don't know. The wall?" she says, almost confused by the question. "You see the innkeeper approach quickly. She has a stern, if somewhat surprised, look on her face." "Uhhh, I meant a piece of paper." "I put out a cup and start doing magic card tricks!" my step-son yells out again, trying to assert his copy-cattery. "Do you cast any spells?" "No." "Both of you roll perf..." "I come over and start playing my lute," interjects the bard, played by the older child's mother. "Ok, I'll need performance checks from all of you," I inform them as I secretly roll a d10. The first pages of the adventure introduce a bevy of triggers for the first encounter, the suddenly most appreciated one being "if no one triggers it within 10 minutes". A mixed set of performance rolls nets them a couple of coins, and nets me one step-son asking every 30 seconds if he can re-roll his failed check. The adventure actually prompts the GM to hand out hero points after each encounter, so I didn't start the party with any (thinking they'd have one in short order, and that it would feel better getting one as a victory prize). It was around this point where I started regretting that decision. While the merry band of uninvited buskers do their thing, the party's Oracle -- played by my partner, and the mother of the mother of the already tilted younger druid -- decides to talk to the innkeeper. She orders a drink and starts to ask her a question when the elder cousin suddenly screams out, "I seduce the innkeeper!" With seemingly everyone else in the room distracted, the Rogue Thief does a circuit around the room, easily picking every pocket they come across. I roll the d10 again. It comes up as a 3. The Bard, suddenly freed from her sense of obligation to spotlight her little one, looks around the room and sees the innkeeper's son looking longingly at the ever shortening candle on the fireplace mantle, as he waits for the moment where he can open the mystery boxes under the ~~Christmas~~ Longnight tree. So, using her foot, she slides one of them across the room to him. "Oh thank the gods," I think to myself. Touching one of the presents is an encounter trigger. "I need everyone in the room to give me a perception check," I inform them. Most of them roll pretty low. Meanwhile, the evil poppet inside the box rolls a massive deception roll for their initiative, and looks like a regular windup toy to everyone. Only the thief takes notice of it at all, amused by how it seemingly is heading back to under the tree, where it just was. I turn to my step-son and ask him what he wants to do. His cousin excitedly leans in front of him and starts yelling again, but I cut her off and inform her that it's not her turn yet. I repeat my question. "I go over to \[Bard\] and point the toy bear out to them," he says. "Ok, that's your first action. What else do you do?" "Wait, we're in combat?" "No, but we are in encounter mode. All that means it that the order in which everyone does things matters. You have two actions left." He spends another action pointing the walking doll out to everyone else, and then finishes his turn off finally re-rolling for his card trick. The Oracle goes next, but she pays little attention to the transpiring events. Instead, she spends an action to talk to my step-son, and to drop a silver coin into his cup, before turning back to the inn keeper to ask her about renting a room for the night. Next, the Rogue starts investigating the doll. A middling crafting check informs them that this thing doesn't look like something that should be able to walk on its own. Also, who wound it up? They pick the bear up, only to have it squirm out of their grip. The Bard comes over to try grabbing it, and rolls high on their grapple attempt. They look closely at the bear and discover that it spells of black powder, and seems to have ill intentions. The elder druid throws her dagger at the bear \-- and her mother -- landing a critical blow. She then walks over to the window and opens it. The bear tries to break free, but fails its saves. Now the younger druid, who I foolishly allowed to have a jezail because I'm that dumb, turns his rifle on the bear \-- and the Bard. At this point the Rogue -- his other bio parent -- points out that someone is holding the bear, and that he'll end up shooting them, too, he instead turns to them and says "I'll shoot you, then". Nice, quiet, structured play. That's what this'll be. They did, eventually, win the encounter. And somehow, no one got shot, despite multiple threats -- it turns out the over-tired ten-year-old competing for the spotlight is *very* sensitive to being told he'd have to relabel his character as chaotic evil if he shot any of his teammates. But yeah, gonna keep a closer eye on that one before he succeeds in Marty Jannettying someone through a window.

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