Weasels ripped my flesh!

Dr. Octagon!

https://youtu.be/yzmzlBoUfV0?si=G8Iw5CXb1fphwL9l

Speed running? More like dodging.

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

I wish this happened to the GOP convention.

Didn’t we stop using brown paper bags to save the trees?

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

Ok

I bet that food still hasn’t spoiled.

From the article:

“## How did the UFO crash in 1947 left onlookers puzzled?

The story of the 1953 crash has been retold umpteen times by the locals of the area.”

So which is it? A 1947 crash or a 1953 crash?

Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.

Thank you.

Could it also be considered “shoe gazer”?

Serious question: what style of music is this?

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

Russia went from being the second best military in the world, to being the second best militarily in Ukraine, to being the second best military in Russia.

No paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/nJqKe

Democrats want your kids to go to school and be fed. Republicans want to put them to work in slaughterhouses.

Of course, it won't ever be their kids working those low-paying awful jobs, they're meant for your kids.

https://truthout.org/articles/states-child-labor-bills-can-be-traced-back-to-one-conservative-lobbying-group/

It's worth reading up on the group behind the recent Republican bills legalizing child labour: Foundation for Government Accountability. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_for_Government_Accountability

They're best known as an opposition group against social welfare programs including SNAP (aka food stamps) and Medicaid. So pro child labour, anti welfare.

They state they raised $14.5 million in 2023 toward this effect. Now seriously imagine: wealthy people spending millions of dollars toward trying to keep kids from eating meals and low-income families from having a safety net.

And they're one more group tied into Heritage Foundation and Project 2025, natch. So if Trump were elected, they stand to be heard better than ever.

It truly was amazing. At that time, I lived on 19th street in Philadelphia. The four seasons hotel is also on 19th. When I heard that there was a press conference scheduled for the four seasons, I called a friend of mine who was working there and asked him about it. He said “we’ve been getting a lot of calls, but nothing is scheduled to be here”.

I hung up and was glued to the news, trying to figure out what was going on.

When they went live from four seasons total landscaping, I felt like the whole planet tilted to its side. I had lost my balance watching this unfold on the tv.

I regret not going down there.

Never forget.

Trump 2024 is not a political slogan. It is an expiration date.

Tim Walz is the dad and grandpa that Rush and Rupert stole from us. He's the family we lost when their personalities changed seemingly overnight.

If the right wing funded rage machine never existed, we would have had millions like him. They've broken so many families.

Trump voters see the handwriting on the wall and wish they could read.

The first half of every verse is the melody for paint it black by the Rolling Stones.

Truth hurts, doesn’t it?

We have nature in the cities. Or I could drive 45 minutes and be in nature, I don’t need to live in some rundown crack village with a bunch of alcoholics and backwards KKK people to experience nature.

Rural towns are boring.

The USA has a rapist running for president.

Any fix on this?

What kind of dog is that?

Lone Star is a review.

Yes, he’s a homosectional.

My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.

Other than that, the sex is great.

He’s a homosectional.

He lives in Baltimore?

I know the answer, they could stop wasting their time:

None.