movies Movies Ever had something spoiled for you in the opening credits?
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    Harpsist
    7 months ago 100%

    That m night movie about a culture living in the woods.

    We called the plot within seconds of the movie starting.

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  • technology Technology 10 Reasons You Should Switch From Chrome to Firefox.
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    7 months ago 100%

    On my pc with a couple ad blockers youtube is SLOW.

    If i turn them off it runs fine.

    On my android using adaway I have zero youtube lag.

    So yeah. Seems pretty intentional

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  • world World News South Korean companies are offering workers $75,000 to have babies amid the country's desperate bid for more children
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    7 months ago 96%

    Maybe not be so openly racist south Korea.

    Everyone I know that's gone to work that has told me of the openly - although polite - racism that takes place there.

    Wanna go this tat club with you south Korean friend? Oh sorry you can't because your not native.

    Fall in love with a local? Hope you plan on moving outta the country because everyone will hate the both of you.

    Nope. Did it to themselves.

    Think I read somewhere they are the most pure race anywhere in the world.

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    Find a Community Harpsist 7 months ago 93%
    a sub for fixing home stuff and one for computer stuff

    Fix it has 3 users. Boo. Reddits fix it group has gone to discord - no thanks.

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    politics politics Missouri Republican candidate torches LGBTQ-inclusive books in viral video
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    7 months ago 100%

    Next she'll be burning people and defending her actions by saying "they weren't really people by their own admissions"

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  • transgender transgender Police Say the Lakewood Church Shooter Was Cis. The Right Keeps Saying She Was Trans
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    letstalkaboutgames Let's Talk About Games Have your gaming tastes changed over time?
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    7 months ago 85%

    In the 80s and 90s. I would have killed to have a game that had 80+ hours of content. Dagger fall was the closest to that I ever got.

    Now a days. If someone tells me a game take 100+ hours to beat - let alone 100% it. I'm definitely not playing it.

    When I was younger it was hard mode all the way! I could save and load and die again for weeks.

    Now. I play for the story. If that gets to boring. I'll turn it up to normal or hard. Game won't let me do that mid game? Guess I'm not finishing it then.

    All games were playable. No matter how bad.

    Now. I won't even play AAA games until the been out for 6 months and had all the bugs fixed and at least 100 mods made.

    Online play was free.

    Don't have the dedication to play online. I'm never available at the same time. And I don't want to make 'friends' with random people online. Let alone cooperative with them.

    All games costed money.

    Most games can be acquired for single player offline mode without money.

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  • longreads Excellent Reads The Great Compression - Thanks to soaring housing prices, the era of the 400-square-foot subdivision house is upon us
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    7 months ago 68%

    I want a community based living. Where everyday a few people take on community based chores like cooking for the community. Cleaning up. Etc etc.

    Everyone knows everyone's name

    Parenting is done community.

    Only a few select people actually 'go to work' to earn money. Everyone else just helps out in the community.

    Instead of having 100 individual dinners. It's all done in one place. Thus saving fuel and time.

    Etc etc.

    I'll never live to see anything like that unless I go join some nomads.

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  • dadjokes Dad Jokes Why didn’t the sun go to university?
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    7 months ago 80%

    Still can't find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I'm paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I'll only take 50% of tips! "

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  • technology Technology The Fairphone 5 is less about what comes in the box and more about what you get over the years
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    7 months ago 100%

    I'm on my 5th year with my Oneplus 6.

    I suspect I'd I do a full wipe, a new OS and a fresh battery I should be able to keep it going for a couple more.

    Phones plateaued for me. It runs fast. It holds more then enough data.

    Camera is a little slow. I've been told to stop using the default camera app. But then the double click to open won't work.

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    7 months ago 100%

    My biggest complaint is

    Only 1 user page.

    No 'kid friendly' version.

    Recommendations are missed.

    Sometimes torrents are not named right. I just watched an entire series backwards (it wasn't good in either direction)

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  • politics politics Trump is suddenly in need of a lot of cash. That’s everyone’s problem.
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    technology Technology Google tests a feature that calls businesses on your behalf and holds until an agent is available | TechCrunch
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    7 months ago 100%

    I don't understand how we've had telephones for 150 years and this is only now a thing.

    Didn't bell experiment with this back in the 90s? Bell call answer service or something? Would wait on hold for you then cal you back.

    That existed in this universe right?

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Dispose of them
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    7 months ago 100%

    I heat my milk so I can eat a HOT breakfast like a human being.

    I also always eat it at a table to avoid a -1 mood debuff.

    Cold cereal? No thanks. I'd rather starve.

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming Played and beat A Link to the Past for the first time!
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    7 months ago 100%

    What's the R stand for in alttp?

    Not that I have time to get into the triple zero club again.

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming Played and beat A Link to the Past for the first time!
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    7 months ago 100%

    I've been playing a tune from links awakening in my head for over 25 years without knowing where I knew the tune from (I had completely forgotten I even owned it in game boy)

    Now I have the sheet music. And I can play it for real.

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips [Alzwards Corner] Never could happen here
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    7 months ago 94%

    I hear lots of people say shit like "eat the rich!"

    Or "global strike!"

    But it never seems to go anywhere.

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  • sciencefiction Science Fiction Just finished Hyperion, curious to hear the community’s thoughts
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    8 months ago 100%

    It's been about 10 years for me now.

    I audiobooked them.

    I wouldn't have been able to do the first book except it was the only thing to entertain me for 7 hours in a drive.

    Got into it obviously.

    The whole 'when humans die they release creativity' or something. It was a big deal in my mind. I still think of it.

    The whole 'human save states' was cool. But I legit don't remember any of the characters from that side of the story. I think they all got fucked up by invasion or something? Greek heros or some thing? Honestly that whole side plot never tickled me right.

    Weird seeds that infected people and turned them into immortal bound beings? Fuck yes. Bring it on.

    Something about time travel ruins?

    A woman who comes back in time to set things up only to be out of time to make up for lost time.

    Teleportation murder machines.

    Everything else is fuzzy at best.

    How'd I do?

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    No Stupid Questions Harpsist 8 months ago 87%
    how did "step" porn become so popular when we did such a good job keeping scat and insest porn out of the mainstream for so long

    Apologies for title spelling errors. Apparently the title box doesn't arouse autocomplete or spell check. Seriously. For my entire life I've been able to look at any random porn site and know I wasn't going to see various things : children, rape, insest, scat, etc etc. When the fuck did incest porn become acceptable? Let alone mainstream? There's not even an opinion to NOT see it. (but I'm given the option to not see gay porn) Like. I don't care that it exists. I'm not shaming anyone for being into it but I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY FUCKING PORN LISTS

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    insanepeoplefacebook InsanePeopleFacebook Sovereign citizen gives advice.
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    8 months ago 85%

    Make sure you pay the lawyer in cut up tissue paper with period blood on it in Lou of actual "monies". Oh and leave an upper decker for them for giving power to the lizards people rules.

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  • space Space NASA Ingenuity Mars helicopter, broken and alone, spotted by Perseverance rover on Martian dune
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    8 months ago 83%

    Did it not live YEARS past its expected time?

    Any chance the rover can like... Repair it?

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  • world World News WHO chief warns 'future generations may not forgive us' if pandemic treaty not agreed upon: 'There will be a next time'
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    8 months ago 72%

    That is not what future generations are going to complain about.

    Capitalism run crazy? Yes. Fuck billionaires.

    Government owned by corporations? Again. Fuck billionaires.

    Destroyed eco system in the name of short term profits. Again. Fuck the rich.

    Pedeophile rings at all levels of government. This time don't fuck them. That's what they're doing to kids.

    Pandemic treaties? Well we wouldn't need them if our basic supplies were met. So once again

    FUCK THE RICH.

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  • piracy Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ Is 1337x Broken with dots or am I using it wrong? Trying to find the movie C.H.U.D. from 1984 but search returns nothing or only wrong results.
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    piracy Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ Is 1337x Broken with dots or am I using it wrong? Trying to find the movie C.H.U.D. from 1984 but search returns nothing or only wrong results.
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    8 months ago 100%

    I did eventually figure out how to get it. It didn't help that it is not the title of the book.

    I have since learned how to use a few functions with searches that make it much easier.

    But thank you for pointing out my flaws.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's the most recent way you stupidly managed to accidentally hurt yourself?
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    8 months ago 100%

    Sledding down a hill. I thought the bottom someone had made a ramp.

    Nope.

    Giant frozen pothole.

    Soon as we hit it I HEARD something snap in back. We flew up in the air. And landed - on ice - I landed on my ribs.

    I have managed to injure my spine AND my ribs.

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  • piracy Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ Is 1337x Broken with dots or am I using it wrong? Trying to find the movie C.H.U.D. from 1984 but search returns nothing or only wrong results.
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    8 months ago 100%

    I had similar issues looking for a movie titled space 1999.

    I kept getting every movie made in 1999 or that had the word space in it.

    I eventually found it... At the library...

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  • europe Europe Mona Lisa splattered in soup at Louvre Museum in Paris by food protesters
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    8 months ago 50%

    Is France still revolting and on fire? I havn't heard much about them since that other platform we came from went down the shitter.

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    8 months ago 100%

    I used to keep impeccable bookmarks.

    Unfortunately. It was a time where book marks were ONLY on your pc. So as soon as my hard drive crashed. I lost all of them.

    I only had to do this a few times before I stopped caring.

    Eventually firefox allowed cloud sync. But it was to late. I e forgotten hundreds of sites.

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  • games Games Palworld Devs Says They Have Received Death Threats Amid Pokémon 'Rip-Off' Claims
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    games Games This console generation seems skippable
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    8 months ago 75%

    95% of the games I play are on pc. With mods. Faster load screens. Better debugging by the community.

    The 5% of games I don't get to play "new" will inevitably be developed for pc - by the companies themselves or some smart fan.

    I figure consoles have another 25 years max before they are totally obsolete tech.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy why are left leaning groups still using reddit?
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    archaeology Archaeology Huge ancient city found in the Amazon
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    justrolledin
    Just rolled into the shop Harpsist 11 months ago 83%
    added oil to car. left oil cap off. drove around.

    Title: oil cap is gone. Either lost in the car or on the road. Bought a new one for 9$. My engine is COVERED in oil. It's gonna stink for weeks now. I'm not concerned about the oil - as - I used my other cars used oil since this car burns through it in 3 months. Edit: hey this sub let me post. Thought I needed a picture. Tifu wouldn't even tell me what I was missing to post. Ps. Do we still call them sub reddits?

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    syncforlemmy
    Sync for Lemmy Harpsist 12 months ago 100%
    skip to next parent comment.

    I miss being able to tap 'down' to get to the next chain of comments. I miss being able to close off an entire chain of comments. Right now all I have is... Comment. I feel like I've turned on and off everything that should let me have that... Someone wanna fill me in which options those are? If they made the move to lemmy?

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    cannabiscultivation
    Cannabis Cultivation Harpsist 12 months ago 93%
    will the purple colour stay if i chop? i know its early.

    My other plants had even more beautiful purple. But they've already changed to brown. I know this is a month earlier then I usually do. But the colour is so nice! My friends plants are always so pretty. He won't even smoke mine! So. Chop today and have pretty bud?

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