I'm surprised it's such a small lead

Damn ain't that the bi experience in a nutshell

And who can forget the classic of some relationships literally ending on the spot when telling a partner that you're bi

I don't really like the idea of punishing players in game like that

We're all there to have fun and we all have different ideas of fun

The red looks like it's above the meme?

Like it's piled on top?

It's hard to explain...

It's wrong in a strange way

Thank you for your efforts

I like the sound of that

I'm going to have to keep that idea in my back pocket for later for sure

Straight up my parents did this all the way into the early 2000s

They really didn't give a fuck about other people

I'm a forever DM so I've got so many unused character ideas that turn into either NPCs or if a player is like "I forgot to make a backstory"

But with the amount of improv I do as a DM it's very little effort for me.

Though I agree it should be discussed as part of session 0. As it'd be rude not to.

Session 0 for my groups is always the same really, we sit around boucing ideas off of each other for characters, things we don't want to be touched on during the campaign, and what kind of campaign we want.

A different driver set for each chip architecture maybe?

Seriously this opens up so much creativity for the DM.

"This person seems familiar to you, but you're not sure why."

"You think you've been here before, but you're not sure when."

"Being on a ship feels like home, but you have no memories of ever being on a ship."

"Upon seeing the ruins of the village you find yourself overcome with sorrow, you feel like you've lost something important but you don't know what."

Part of the adventure can be a quest to reunite them with their lost memories.

NGL that sounds pretty cool, judges earning a title for Serving their nation as a member of SCOTUS.

And of course coming with a nice retirement package and a lifetime ban from working for companies who cases they over saw as a justice.

Exactly

It feels the right kind of welcoming with the flowers that's for sure

A tradition as old as civilization

Based

I think it means "to request another to assess your appearance"

NGL I'd prefer that to Netflix

Straight up if I'm not active for like a week I start getting stiff and sluggish

It's pretty rare for me, but my activity level is also hella high so I'm no stranger to waking up sore

Way younger than 30

Shit 30 isn't even old

I don't feel indestructible like I did at 20 but damn do I feel great

For me that was basically all the not science, math, PE, or art classes.

All trying harder in those classes did was make me feel shittier when I failed.

Managed to graduate on time though through a Herculean effort of basically doing 3 years of high school during my senior year after my guidance counselor figured out that I could do online classes to make up credits during the school year.

I flew through that shit like a rocketship through the stratosphere all because he said that he wanted to see how far I could get in one year because he "got the clearance" to give me as much as I could take and that he believed in me.

It felt good to have someone believe in me for once.

This meme is above my tax bracket

Slack there.

Slack here!

Slack here!

To me long nails are ick

The longer the more ick

Slack there!

It can be as simple as, "Someone has to feed my cat tomorrow," which was one I used back in the day

Hell a number if years ago when I was really low it was as simple as, "The poor bastard that finds me will be scared by the sight."

Hell yeah those are some good paint jobs!

I haven't painted mine yet but yours are definitely going to be on my mind when I do

The median voter. So yes, the clueless.

NGL it wasn't until you pointed them out did I see the towers

FML I laughed way too hard at that

Having a supreme court justice for each judicial district seems like a good idea to me, for a total of 13.

And also having term limits would be great.

I was so happy when I found it

It's so goddamn easy to use!

Link for those that want to try it out

Based

Or the classic "I'm going to sell my lemonade at a loss until all my competitors go out of business (or are bought by me) and then I'll massively increase the price"

Maisey wasn't on the menu before but now...

Jokes aside that's a very cute dog

The image is from the sitcom Malcom in the Middle

I was able to find the source image here. The image is partway down the article.

Looks to be from one of the last if not the last season where they got a new little brother.

Likewise

I tried revisiting it recently because my thinking was "Maybe I only thought it was crap when it came out because I was more familiar with Korn at the time"

Nope, still bad

The new Korn albums are pretty great though, so there's that at least

He is stuck, much like a turd in a pipe, and longs to be free. The plunger exists to dislodge the turd, but what tool does society have to free him from his confined prison or the suburban hell?

I'm unfamiliar with the "Rust" situation, has something gotten crusty or something?

I definitely like the idea of creative challenges, and a few of these are interesting for sure.

I wonder if we can kick start some themed challenges around here? Might be tough to organize but everything starts somewhere.

That aisle got me through so much hard times

And also solidified my love of beans and rice

Brown rice can fuck off though, I've never been able to cook it good

Not to mention the lack of bugs in our drought stricken smoke choked summers

Where are my things that crawl?

Where are my critters that skitter?

Where is the ever present thrum of tiny wings?

Growing up there were those little woolly bear caterpillars everywhere by this point, last year I saw 2 the whole fall.