according to modern legal definitions, it IS Smeagol's ring

Warlock when the Peacelock walks in:

Hey, remember that game we used to play where we pretended to be baby raccoons and mom would throw food at us?

I like to think that the way a word/name is pronounced is whichever way is funniest to say at the time

I think thats good? The Fool is a pretty good card to have in the center i think...

Obligatory "there are no 'good' or 'bad' cards, every card has it's own interpretation that can have both positive and negative aspects to it"

Cats like people who are calm and still, especially when first meeting them. It makes them feel safe with you.

Do worms even have the hormones/brain chemistry to experience love in the same way humans do?

Come to think of it, worms aren't really social animals and they don't seek companionship as far as I'm aware, so The question you should be asking me isn't "Would you still love me if I was a worm", but "Would I still love you if I was a worm"

Argonian is the canon race for every elder scrolls game as long as im the one picking the race.

My dnd character explaining what happened last session to the players that weren't there: "I acquired this gun without having to pay any gold, and now that I have it, I can acquire other things without having to pay gold."

::: spoiler Exclusive Hexbear Lootbox A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY.

A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE

A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY

JOURNEY TO MOUNT KILLKREATH

AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT :::

Yeah, they just hate me were asleep and woke up to greet me when I began cooking dinner

TWO little dogs in my house right now and NO ONE greeted me when I came home from work

ok i pull up

Your Posts are always so helpful! Thank you for the new knowledge!

at least

Well I'm doing my part by voting 3rd party

What? No ?

I suggest everyone go somewhere else for a couple of days and wait for this tomfoolery to end

Gobunism

It’s funny how raven rock jail is nicer than a large chunk of Skyrim’s residents homes.

Now what kinds of homework do they have in their """Porn""" folder

Always been a fan of sconces

When our turn comes we will of course add may first as real labor day, but we won't get rid of the september one either. In fact, the first work day of EVERY month will be labor day and we will all get the day off.

Bart is absolutely a genius. All three of the simpson kids are. Lisa is obviously Lisa, but bart on multiple occasions has been proven to not only be competent at his craft but the absolute best. Lisa had the advantage of being passionate about being percieved as smart. Bart has time and time again shown the accelerate quickly in his preffered fields. He surpassed her in musical ability in an increadibly short time. He surpassed her in chemistry when he could use it for destruction. He has the ability to be the best, he just rather do his own thing.

Maggie orchestrated an entire heist to retrieve her pacifier at less than a year old. That's an impossible task at an impossible age. She very well may be the greatest of the three

Every night , the bogeyman looks under his bed to make sure there is no Vsauce lurking around

Sleeping Dogs was a GTA-like set in Hong Kong. Never played it, but I think it got good reviews

that thing you put on your hair? believe it or not, gel.

I don't think you need to kill him. You can assign him to a chain instead of a cage and if the chain is in his office I'm pretty sure he can still do his mayoral duties without killing anyone. If you put a workshop nearby he might be able to still craft stuff for you while serving his sentence, but I'm not 100% sure of that.

Pls NSFW for massive dong in first panel thnx

I love pontoons, it literally a floating living room

4 foot 8 but with a 13 inch dong is the optimal human being

Just learned that crab apples aren't actually a whimsical name for peaches