Was ist der Ursprung dieses Maimais?

Normale Menschen sagen Autofahrer und Radfahrer.

Unmöglich zu sagen. Ein großes Rätsel.

At the very least it shouldn't get them a republican governor.

I'm just fucking with you. Faroe islands are great.

The only con is you're stuck on the Faroe islands.

Fuck the ccp.

Kernerinnerungen an unbetiteltes Gänsespiel wiederaktiviert.

Die Katze hat wie immer recht.

You've never lived anywhere else have you?

Oder man kauft ein schönes Kleidchen.

Quelle: geh in eine Kirche und zähle die Menschen ohne graue Haare.

Gut dass wir seit Jahrzehnten gegen Atomkraftwerke sind!

Mehr als 40% 18-24 jähriger raucht. Das finde ich ziemlich schockierend.

One and only I've fully rewatched is Veep. It's brilliant in so many ways. I've revisited a lot of office episodes at random over time so I may have even rewatched the whole thing by now.

Oh Gott, ich hab gelacht 🤦

I would power wash the shit out of this.

Kann mir das mal jemand erklären?? Was ist an Schwaben im Saarland so besonders??

Very cute illustrations.

Management ist immer Risikoscheu. Wenn eine Firma wirklich in Innovation investiert ist das schon sehr selten.

Na mal gucken ob die mithalten können. Aus irgendeinem Grund sind die meisten europäischen Produktionen scheiße. Entweder super langweilig oder depressiv order beides m

Kann man wirklich "überhaupt nicht" sagen? Es gibt einige Studien die zeigen dass es eine Korrelation zwischen Zuckerkonsum und Diabetes gibt.

Kann man sich das irgendwo ansehen?

You live in a different universe if you think homeless camps in Atlanta are comparable to famines in north Korea or Ethiopia.

Countries that have mass starvation or mass hunger are plagued by corruption and war. North Koreans are not starving because south Korea is a capitalist country, but because it's ruled by a spoiled brat.

What are you guys on??? People aren't going hungry in capitalist countries. If you checked were all the famines were happening last century and this century, it was not in capitalistic countries.

There's no whataboutism going on here. You need to check what that term means.

As if there was no hunger in the world before capitalism...

How do you explain the decrease in hunger over the last several decades? Did the profit motive just come up during the pandemic?

What a shit show. A land with so much potential gone to waste.

I always know when he's lying with this simple lip reading trick: if the lips move he's lying.

Klassiker

https://youtu.be/DOW_kPzY_JY

I vaguely remember that was a big deal some ten years or so ago with planes not flying for days. Am I imagining that?

Nur wenn man vergisst, dass diese Temperaturen viel häufiger vorkommen als früher üblich.

Was zum Fick soll Traftäter sein?

It's really not that difficult. You've usually got at least a week of early voting available.

If I was his lawyer my blood pressure would never come down.

If Texans could grow a pair and actually start voting. Team red is no longer in the majority, I'm sure of it. The only thing holding the state back is voter apathy.

I am single before 40 and I'm done. If someone falls in my lap I'm not going to complain, but other than that it's just gonna be me, myself, and I fighting the good fight of life to the death.

I'd rather stay single than go into that online game again. It's become too stupid for me. 10 years ago was probably the sweet spot.