I can't wait for the end of the world to come🎵
I do not actually believe personally in any of this, you have been forewarned.
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I can't wait for the end of the world to come
It'll wipe out the dirty poors in their slums
The people I hate will beg to be let into my base
But I'll refuse them all with a grin on my face
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I'll gather all the people that I love
We'll hide in my bunker as bombs fall from above
I'll have a farm where I grow cattle, wheat and soy
To keep away boredom I'll play vic3 and Hoi(4?)
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To deter global warming, my base will have an AC
I'll have a machine that recycles my pee
And then we'll emerge to a nuclear wasteland
Where everything has been turned into radioactive sand
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I'll have a hundred, no, a thousand kids
And any other survivors, in desperate bids
to maintain relevancy, will marry their kids to mine
Wow, the end of the world sounds fine!
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My descendants will form an ethnostate
And they'll make the post-human world great
Sooner or later, they'll all ascend
And that's how humanity will rebuild from the end
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I can't wait for the end of the world to come!