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Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s

"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
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I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me

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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
I’ve got a nose to pick with you
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
You made a deal behind my nose
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, but I can’t make it drink
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
All roads lead to hell
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
All roads lead to burnt bridges
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
Two rights make a wrong
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
Hit the nail right out of the park
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s help • 1 year ago • 100%
Shitting at the seams

"Shitting itself" + "Splitting at the seams"

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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
You miss all of the shits you don’t take

💩🚽👃

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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMA
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s Nugget_in_biscuit • 1 year ago • 100%
An apple a day won’t make the doctor drink

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” + “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink”

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