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    Hi possiblylinux127,

    I have 200 years of experience with Microsoft Systems, and six children. Janie is just going to her first day of school today, and I'm buying her a Zune - a project I was heavily involved in and am proud of the commercial success that it was.

    I have extensively worked on GPO as a developer, engineer, architect, project manager, lead coffee run guy and support officer. It is, like all our products, perfect and would never experience any issue itself, it is always user error.

    I am sorry to hear you are having a GPO permissions issue. Before I tell you the solution, might I suggest you purchase the Microsoft Advanced GPO Support® or the Microsoft Expert (24/7) Support® support packages. We are currently throwing in a special on our 1hr response, 8 week resolution SLAs at the moment for only an additional $8,999 USD! Here are a few links:

    Microsoft Advanced GPO Support®

    Microsoft Expert (24/7) Support®

    Your solution can be found below, and is guaranteed to fix the issue:

    1. Open Start.

    2. Search for Command Prompt, right-click the top result, and select the Run as administrator option.Type the following command to repair the Windows system files and press Enter:

    3. sfc /scannow

    I would greatly appreciate it if you could click on Mark As Answered if this resolved your GPO problem. Janie really needs that Zune.

    Regards,


    Pete Peterson (281,192,763 points) MCPA, MCPD, MCSE, COAP, ISUA, KSPA, MCITP, AIS Certified

    (This shitpost isn’t mine. I found it somewhere and saved it.)

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  • linux Linux What's on your "Everyday Carry" USB stick?
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    signofzeta
    2 months ago 100%

    That’s not a full version of Windows and some apps won’t run. But many things do, and it’s come in handy many times.

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  • tor Tor - The Onion Router Does pointing a ".onion" url to a clearnet site benefit TOR users?
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    signofzeta
    2 months ago 100%

    You might as well. Like others have said, it bypasses the clear net and exit nodes. But you could also change your website based on the host name the browser is requesting. For example, serve your regular site to regular users, and a scripting-free version to Tor users.

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  • linux Linux Debian maintainer unilaterally strips KeepassXC package of a lot of features
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    signofzeta
    4 months ago 100%

    Good to know. Thanks for the heads up. Switching to KeePassXC-full when it becomes available.

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  • linux Linux Ubuntu Snap Hate
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    comradeship Comradeship // Freechat I'm glad I became a communist
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    signofzeta
    6 months ago 100%

    And we’re glad you’re allied with us. Welcome, my brother, sister, or non-binary sibling.

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  • linux Linux Do you daily drive Wayland, if so since when, if not when will you?
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    signofzeta
    6 months ago 100%

    I’ve been using it ever since Ubuntu switched over. No major issues, though I have to launch Calibre (the ebook manager) via the command line with a special environment variable because the developer is anti-Wayland. I’m looking for alternatives.

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  • thinkpad ThinkPad ThinkPad Alternatives
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    signofzeta
    7 months ago 100%

    The Panasonic ToughBook and ToughPad series are engineered to be, like the name implies, tough. I had a customer who purchased those almost exclusively, and I never had anything bad to say about them (except for cost).

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  • comradeship Comradeship // Freechat Am i the only one who gets panicky when i get told to "talk about my self"?
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    7 months ago 100%

    It’s not just you. I’m not that entertaining. My hobbies are kind of boring. I’m not very exciting. I use this question as a chance to talk about my accomplishments.

    My last job told me to stop that and try to talk about myself. I forget what I said, but it got me hired.

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  • linux Linux I'm relatively unfamiliar with Linux. I'm getting a ThinkPad T460 and want to install Mint on it. Is there anything about the T460 I should know?
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    signofzeta
    7 months ago 100%

    My T470 worked just fine without thinkfan installed. Is that just something model-specific?

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  • linux Linux Are there any Windows-exclusive programs you use?
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    signofzeta
    7 months ago 100%

    I use Scrivener for writing. Aside from one or two minor display bugs, it works great on WINE. Switch the UI to GNOME’s Cantrell font and it blends in fairly nicely.

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    signofzeta
    8 months ago 100%

    Yeah, basically landlording with more capitalism layered on top, with a “I’m just like you” populist spin.

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    signofzeta
    9 months ago 100%

    Switching from Word to LibreOffice Writer was hard. Sure, I figured out documents on my own, but it still won’t print envelopes correctly (the printer doesn’t respect the margins and orientation compared to my Windows install).

    I assume changing platforms and apps is harder when you use your computer to make money. I feel for the OP in the screenshot. Assuming his hardware is compatible, I’m sure he could take some time to learn a FOSS alternative but it’d be a while until he was proficient enough to make a living. The commenter was dickish but correct. Still, let’s not assume switching apps is as easy as switching gas stations.

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  • linux Linux Can anyone share their experience with Asahi as a Daily Driver?
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    signofzeta
    9 months ago 100%

    That firmware part isn’t new. Back in the day when we were dual-booting Linux on PowerPC Macs, macOS was still needed for firmware updates.

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  • latestagecapitalism Late Stage Capitalism truly the power of innovation
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    signofzeta
    9 months ago 66%

    Yeah, but reflashing a motherboard is far less dangerous than reflashing a $30,000 car. Your computer couldn’t kill someone if something fails. As much as I hate this image and wished repair instructions were made public, this may be the wisest move from a liability perspective.

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  • comradeship Comradeship // Freechat [CW: Alcohol] How to covertly drink while watching a theatre performance?
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    9 months ago 100%

    You know there were beer-drinking peasants in the Globe Theater’s cheap seats laughing along to Shakespeare’s comedies. Pay a few pence, BYOB, and enjoy the show. Some things never change.

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  • comradeship Comradeship // Freechat [CW: Alcohol] How to covertly drink while watching a theatre performance?
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    signofzeta
    9 months ago 100%

    Does the theater not serve drinks? If they do and you can get away with one, buy one. Covertly refilling it would be indistinguishable from you just nursing one drink for the entire performance.

    You could also use a base with a strong scent. Colas, Dr. Pepper, orange soda, etc. may have enough smell to hide your habit from those around you.

    I feel for you. Nothing beats a good drink. However, in cases like this, perhaps edible cannabis is better. No smell, discreet, and enough to “just take the edge off” (for me) is about the size of a breath mint. Have some while you’re waiting in line to get in and enjoy the show.

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  • opensource Open Source After 17 years and 761 episodes, FLOSS Weekly ended
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    signofzeta
    9 months ago 100%

    tl;dr, podcasts are expensive to produce, about $1000/hour with video, hosts (local and remote), and post-production. TWiT is going through hard times and some shows and hosts have to go. Sadly, FLOSS was on the chopping block.

    Advertisers just aren’t interested in podcasts anymore. If you still want to support the network after this, give Leo $7/month and join Club TWiT. I don’t give a rat’s ass about Discord, but I do want to prevent stuff like this.

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  • datahoarder datahoarder Mechanical or SSD for offsite storage that’s updated at least yearly?
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    linux Linux what caused you to get into Linux?
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    10 months ago 100%

    I tried Linux when I was younger. I decided to try Gentoo on underpowered hardware with zero Linux experience. I credit that uphill battle for teaching me Linux! I used that until I got into dependency hell and switched back to Windows for a while. I needed PowerShell and stuff for my old job, before it went cross-platform. It was fine.

    A few years later, I was dual-booting again. Then, Windows 10 began blue-screening randomly. I couldn’t figure out why. Reinstalling didn’t work. So I started using Linux full-time and I’ve never looked back.

    Even when I found out that one of my memory sticks had been half-inserted for months, and that’s probably what made Windows crash all the time. How did Linux handle it? Obviously, because it’s better.

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  • linux Linux Minimal, debloated, configured Windows 11 QEMU image for software support
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    signofzeta
    10 months ago 100%

    Instead of sharing the image, why not share the scripts or steps used to make it? Other people raised some fine points, but for me, my German is very poor.

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    signofzeta
    10 months ago 88%

    It’s lined up with the main portion of the keyboard. Ergonomically, it makes perfect sense, even if it looks wrong.

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  • opensource Open Source How come there isn't more torrent based technology
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    signofzeta
    11 months ago 100%

    I use Monal on iOS and it’s worked quite well so far. I admit I just joined the XMPP adventure.

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  • opensource Open Source No money but want to contribute
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    11 months ago 100%

    Nobody has ever given me a dime. But they do give me bug reports, pull requests, and the occasional email or toot of gratitude.

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  • linux Linux Systemd Working On "Storage Target Mode" Feature - Inspired By Apple macOS
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    signofzeta
    11 months ago 100%

    How do you think file systems would be handled? Apple’s SCSI/FireWire/USB/Thunderbolt Target Disk Mode just made all disks available over the interface in a filesystem-agnostic manner. Would I be able to see my ext4 boot partition, ZFS arrays, and any attached volumes?

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  • thinkpad ThinkPad Firewire, anyone?
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    11 months ago 100%

    Though FireWire wiped the floor with USB 1.1, FireWire 800 outperformed USB 2.0 (especially in S3200 mode), and there were even plans to use fiber to run at speeds USB wouldn’t match until USB 3.2 Gen2. Sadly, the technology was ultimately doomed due to the higher costs of implementation. At first, a FireWire controller was more expensive than a USB controller, though prices would eventually drop. That’s to say nothing of Apple, Sony, and Panasonic initially wanting a $0.25 royalty per port, which would quickly add up for manufacturers.

    Steve Jobs officially declared FireWire dead in 2008. Still, development continued into 2013, and all the major operating systems still support FireWire peripherals to this day — even Apple Silicon Macs, via a Thunderbolt adapter. (However, Microsoft removed FireWire networking starting in Windows vista.)

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    sysadmin Sysadmin You have a organizational identity right?
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    signofzeta
    12 months ago 100%

    As soon as everyone signs their zones with DNNSEC, we can implement DANE to use self-signed certificates safely, and all our problems will go away, world peace will be achieved, and food will taste better.

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  • apple_enthusiast Apple Finewoven case letdown
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    12 months ago 100%

    I wouldn’t have noticed this if people hadn’t started pointing it out. I’ve seen worse examples out there than mine. I suppose I’m lucky.

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  • apple_enthusiast Apple First impressions of USB-C on iPhone 15
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    12 months ago 100%

    The iPhones 15 can accept USB-C Power Delivery at up to 20 W, but they can only output standard USB power at 4.5 W.

    That will power most any accessory and charge your AirPods, and it’s a huge improvement over Lightning’s 300 mW output.

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  • linux Linux Hyprland is a toxic community
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    signofzeta
    1 year ago 61%

    Sounds like a great excuse to fork the project and start its own community. Of course, keep integrating upstream fixes, but maybe make the logo a trans pride flag.

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  • apple Apple So What Does Everyone Think of the Announcements on 9/13?
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    signofzeta
    1 year ago 100%

    Sorry, you’re not. All models have USB-C connectors, but the non-Pro models are limited to USB 2.0 speeds. The USB 3.2 controller is part of the A17 processor, so that’s why it’s limited to the Pro line. It’ll make it to the iPhone 16 line, though, but for right now, it’s a Pro feature.

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  • stopdrinking Stop Drinking The Daily Check-In for Friday September 15th - Just For Today, We Are NOT Drinking!
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    1 year ago 100%

    I wanted to, but I didn’t make it to the store in time. Fortunately, I had a productive day and I feel great, so that’s a beautiful perk.

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  • apple_enthusiast Apple How do I get some MP4 files on a 2013 ipad air?
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    1 year ago 33%

    I use Linux and my iPhone shows up in GNOME’s file explorer. I’m able to drag and drop files into apps. (They appear like directories.)

    I can’t tell you what needs to be installed, since it worked out of the box on Ubuntu, but check your package manager for “iOS” or “iPhone”.

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    1 year ago 100%

    Indeed. I guess they saved a few cents by not including the USB 3 controller on that model.

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  • brewers Brewers Game Day Thread - Friday, September 08
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    1 year ago 100%

    I don’t care if we make the playoffs. Brian Cashman could use the wake-up call. We just have to have a better record than the Red Sox. Is that too much to ask?

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    Everything ZFS signofzeta 1 year ago 100%
    How can I best back up a ZFS volume to a USB hard drive?

    (I feel like I've violated plenty of common-sense stuff while learning ZFS. If so, you can let me have it in the comments.) I have a large RAID-Z1 array that I back up to a USB 3.0 hard drive. I'd also like to maintain `zfs-auto-snapshot`'s snapshots as well. I've been doing a `zfs send MyArray | zfs recv Backup` and it's been working pretty well; however, once in a while, the array will become suspended due to an I/O error, and I'll either need to reboot, or rarely, destroy the backup disk and re-copy everything. This seems like I'm doing something wrong, so I'd like to know: what is the best way to back up a ZFS array to a single portable disk? I would prefer a portable backup solution like backing up to a single USB hard drive (preferably so I can buy two and keep one somewhere secure), but I'm open to getting a small NAS and `zfs send`ing over a network.

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    cats signofzeta 1 year ago 98%
    Mimi is reaching out to wish you a happy Caturday.

    She’s a good cat.

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