ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
"Yeah, I got a couple of removed on the side"
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Finish him!
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
It still checks out.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Run.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
This girl is on fire!
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
The general is inspecting his troops.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
The future of transportation.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
This Magi decided to pawn his gifts instead.
ricochet 1 year ago • 57%
I'd like to negotiate the transfer of your home to me for free, or I start shooting.
ricochet 1 year ago • 66%
More whatabouts are not going to change what I said.
ricochet 1 year ago • 60%
Lol ok, you can call it whatever makes you feel better.
ricochet 1 year ago • 87%
Ukraine did, you know, the country actually being attacked?
ricochet 1 year ago • 60%
Just giving them what they want isn't a thing either.
ricochet 1 year ago • 75%
"whatabout the US" is not an educated point, it's a deflection.
ricochet 1 year ago • 50%
So then you agree with my original statement, what are we even debating?
ricochet 1 year ago • 75%
Why would those countries need to call for anything, it's Ukraine that got invaded, not them.
ricochet 1 year ago • 54%
Do you think we could avoid that if Russia just went home?
ricochet 1 year ago • 50%
Wait, you don't want Russia to just take what it wants?
ricochet 1 year ago • 64%
If only the west would just let Russia take what it wants, there would be peace in our time.
I think Lemmy is great and going in the right direction, I feel good coming here.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
"FUCKED! DOUBLE FUCKED! COCK GOBLIN!" oh no... I can't remember if I took my medicine today. Well anyway, today is the day I'm going to leave the house. The world is ready for me and I'm ready "TO GET FUCKED!". Maybe it's time I call my good friend Matilda and see if she wants to go for a stroll. Take in the breeze, enjoy the weather, "GET FUCKED!". Shit.
The phone is ringing. Matilda eventually answers and says...
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
decided to go rob the gas station down the road. "I need more money to buy myself a new set of clothes and a pendant" he thought to himself while dreaming about his date with Danielle tomorrow. Yes, it's a date - what else could you call it? - and he was going to make sure he looks his best.
Bursting into the gas station, Daniel took out the machete and began to shout: "ALRIGHT YOU MUGS, LISTEN UP! THIS IS A STICK-UP! DON'T ANYBODY MOVE OR IT'S MOM'S SPAGHETTI!"
The two men behind the counter looked at each other bewildered.
Daniel: "YOU THERE, WITH THE SHITTY MUSTACHE. GIVE ME ALL THE CASH IN THE REGISTER. PUT IT IN A BAG. HURRY THE FUCK UP I'M LOSING MY COOL"
It's at that moment that...
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
The delivery man arrived with the capybara. It was a chunky once, my wife was screaming with joy. We took the capybara inside to show it around its new home. At first it hesitated, but then it started checking out its new surroundings, eventually proceeding to take a massive shit on our brand new wooly carpet. It's at that moment that my wife started to...
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
But what if you're not happy? Not only do you get to stay sad, but you have smarmy assholes like anon here giving you shitty platitudes about how you're failing to be happy despite all these "beautiful reasons" everywhere.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
"If your life is shit, then be happy about the shit you got". This lady must work in HR.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
In other words:
The best part of my life right now is the bit where I'm not awake to witness it. Today I have to go drop a few hundred dollars on keeping my car running the same way it was yesterday. Then I get to go home and drown my sorrows in front of the computer because nobody else will hang out with me.
At least there's alcohol. It's probably cheap though.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
I guess some people don't really have much going for them.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
If you think you're the funny one then you're probably the mean one, laughing at other people's expense. Those that laugh with you secretly hate it, but don't want to get on your bad side. I also note that OP makes no mention of either or not there are any friends in her life to actually help. It's a bit like saying you always stop to feed every needy elephant you see on the street. I too go out of my way to pet the sad giraffes.
Listen, there's nothing to be happy about here.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
I mean there are two ends, one's a bit shittier than the other, if you were a leprechaun which one would you choose?
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
😂
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
There's a leprechaun hidden behind the curtain.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Wait, we're not going to be negative here just because he has nice things to say about us? I don't discriminate, and what recommends this dude to be the judge of how creative we are? For all we know, OP is just a boring little man that likes to quietly tee-hee at other people's witty quips. Hardly an authority on creativity, pardon me for not bothering to impress.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
13 Ideas to Get Your Barbecue Area Summer-Ready
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Very accurate.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Dress for the job you want.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
A gypsy standoff.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Together through thick and thin.
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
Winnie and Minnie
ricochet 1 year ago • 100%
"Now push!"
I'm playing Ty Segall - Wave Goodbye