shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Make sure to ask for one

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Got poison effect on those gloves

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    Shitty Life Pro Tip killer_penguin 1 year ago 45%
    SLPT bean.

    Big bean

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    shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Unable to buy the fun fireworks in your state? Make your own by attaching a cardboard tube full of glitter, minerals, and gunpowder to a model rocket.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Making the fireworks like it’s Minecraft over here!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT: Taxi driver too slow? Simply throw them out of the car and drive yourself instead.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    I saw that documentary too! This also works with anyone's car including police.

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Who said anything about rinse... just repeat

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Round 2!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    That's also optional

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Have a short layover when flying and you might not make the next plane? Save some time by yelling bomb! To get off the plain quicker
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Very true a life saver

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Have a short layover when flying and you might not make the next plane? Save some time by yelling bomb! To get off the plain quicker
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    Shit I can't spell!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Need radiation, but live in the US and can't afford it? Travel to Chernobyl where you can get all the radiation for free!
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    That is too funny lol

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Self hosting stuff on your home network? having trouble reaching it from outside your network? Turn all security off including your firewall to gain access.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Would not recommend posting something like that in c/selhosted

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT silica gel is another way of saying salt, save it when you get one and use it on your food! You'll never have to buy salt again
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    This is a shitty life pro tip

    Leaving this up as it is not more dangerous than any other post on this community

    From cutenottragic https://azpoison.com/sites/default/files/poisonology_what_happens_if_i_eat_silica_gel.pdf

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT have bad breath? Spray lysol in your mouth it kills 99.9% of bacteria!
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Definitely not an ad, but right as I posted it I was like hmm that kinda looks like one 😂

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Big Airports don't want you to know that you can walk to the place you want to go. Rather than paying outrageous ticket costs.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Maybe a short swim too!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    For that stunt? At least $100

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Well the mistake was the kid didn't give the zookeeper any money!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT If your computer is dirty and blowing air on the parts isn't completely cleaning them, just hose it down out back! Make sure to plug it into power during this!
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Then use the leaf blower to dry it off!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT: Use an old lightbulb as a thrifty option to fill the void left by broken drinkware.
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Reduce reuse recycle!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT If you have really bad tooth pain, have a friend take a bat to your leg distracting your mind from the tooth!
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Unfortunately... ;)

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT Got Arthritis? Go down to the local hardware store and pick up some WD-40 for those joints
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    What can't WD-40 do!

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT: Having trouble extracting profit from a knowledge base you didn't create or maintain? Alienate, tax, and insult your contributors!
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    NOT SPEZ

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT: Having trouble extracting profit from a knowledge base you didn't create or maintain? Alienate, tax, and insult your contributors!
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Hmm.. this sounds so familiar...

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  • gifrecipes Gif Recipes Baked Bolognese Macaroni with Corned Beef and Mixed Meat
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  • killer_penguin killer_penguin 1 year ago 100%

    Ingredients

    Pasta
    
    360g (13oz) Penne or Macaroni/Elbow pasta (or any short form pasta)
    
    Salt (for the water)
    
    3 or 4 tbsp olive oil
    Bolognese Sauce
    
    2 Tbsp olive oil
    
    1 Medium onion finely sliced
    
    5 Cloves garlic finely sliced or minced
    
    1 Can of corned beef – 340g (12oz) cut into 1 inch cubes
    
    340g (12oz) mixed minced meat (pork and beef)
    
    500g (18oz) – tomato passata
    
    1 Can of peas – 300g (10.5oz)
    
    1 1/2 tsp mild curry
    
    50g (2oz) grated pecorino or parmesan
    
    1/2 cup of milk
    

    Pasta: Bring a large pot of water to a boil, salt with 1 teaspoon and cook pasta to 2 minutes less than package instructions. Cover in olive oil: drain the pasta and return to the same pot. Add 3 or 4 tbsp of oil and coat the pasta. Set aside to cool while making the bolognese sauce. For the Bolognese Sauce Preheat oven to 160°c (325°F) while making the bolognese. In a pot or large skillet on medium heat, add 2 or 3 tablespoons olive and when hot throw in onions and garlic. Cook until caramelized and translucent. Add the meat, break it down and cook until no longer pink – about 4 minutes. Meanwhile open the corned beef and cut into 1 inch cubes. Add to the pan and mix with the other ingredients. Let the corned beef warm up and then slowly squash it down with a wooden spoon to break it into pieces. Add 1 1/2 teaspoon of curry, some pepper and mix everything together. Next, throw in the tomato passata, rinse the bottle with 1/2 cup of water and add to the pan. Lower the heat and cook for 15 minutes. In the meantime drain the canned peas and grate the pecorino/parmesan. Add them into the pot along with half cup of milk and mix. Leave on a low heat and cook for another 10 minutes. When ready, mix the bolognese sauce with the pasta. Pour into the baking tray. Now for the topping. Beat the egg and mix in the grated cheese. The result should be like a thick paste. Pour the paste over the pasta and sprinkle with breadcrumbs. Bake for 20 minutes and then grill/broil for another 5 minutes or until the cheese and breadcrumbs are a golden brown. This will produce a crunchy topping to this baked bolognese pasta.

    https://pastawith.com/macaroni-bolognese-easy-recipe/

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT For maximum efficiency on laundry day, wash your clothes while naked
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