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I want to be vegan for the planet but what about the methane the cows make?
finley 1 year ago • 100%
I wouldn't worry about it. The British government said they were working on cows that fart less. Once they've done that, we can just go back to eating ethically-murdered beef.
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If non-vegans can't eat tofu, then where do they get their protein?
finley 1 year ago • 91%
PlAnTs FeEl PaIn!!1!!!
[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here] # Menu * **Happy burger**: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef. * **Chicken burger**: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest. * **Veggie burger**: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs. * **Fries**: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard * **Ton of CO2**: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets! # Vegan menu * **Side of extra pickles** * **Soda** (vegan optional)
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Why are the veguns still on reddit
finley 1 year ago • 100%
I wouldn't worry about it. Their doctor is going to prescribe them a steak very shortly.
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