That's good news really. Who wants to see him and smell his removed and beer breath close up?

Stick your hand in your pocket and send them some money then.

No surprises there then.

Excellent work.

If he never fired a shot it isn't really an assassination attempt is it? Intended quite possibly, but not an actual attempt.

Others are asking how a person with a firearm came within 500m of the former president. Every time he goes out there are people with firearms closer than 500m, and I don't mean Secret Service or Police.

Yes, they'll stay in Italy until their claim is processed.

Let them loose!

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

He should know, as the purveyor of wankpanzers and all.

Marine biologist?

The sea was angry that day my friends.

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Excellent stuff.

I can't believe it's not The Onion.

Arse music.

Get it done!

Wait until she's old enough to decide for herself. I would be really jacked off to find my parents had put my life online from the minute I was born.

And Google of all the ones she could have chosen? Your wife needs to have a good talk with herself.

180 grand for the printer? Holy cack that's peanuts. Just think what we could do if we spent the money on this sort of thing instead of giving it to politicians.

Check out the rest of the Ayreon catalogue.

Aha! I have heard of Pinephone. Had forgotten them. Will investigate these others. Cheers!

Wonder if they'll share the returned samples. Wonder if NASA/ESA would.

cheap phones with operating systems other than android.

Who please? All I know of are Apple, or Nothing Phone- they're not cheap IMO.

Genuinely interested though, I'd love to deGoogle.

No they haven't, it's a kid with a notebook. With pages, and made of paper.

FFS

What's the odds he looks at gay porn and visits The Blue Oyster Club?

I know, it's a start though.

The Duke of Norfolk

In 2022 he unsuccessfully tried to argue that his role in organising the king’s coronation should exempt him from a driving ban after he was caught using his phone while running a red light. During his 21 years as a crossbench peer, he has voted 12 times – seven of which related to hunting – made no speeches and asked no written questions.

The defence rests.

I for one, welcome our new funghi overlords.

About time too. And after that go for the big hereditary position.

Can't come soon enough.

Sorry to hear that.

Just accept it, Firefly's never coming back 😉

#21 Gives me 'Eye of Sauron' vibes.

Some of the responsibility needs to go onto owners though - you see people walking around with £1000+ phones like they are a slice of pizza. You wouldn't walk around with that amount of cash on in your hand.

I suspect a good proportion of those don't even have find my phone or whatever switched on. Could it not be on by default, or would that be a nightmare?

And FFS people, stop putting your credit cards whatever in your phone case. Put a password on it whilst you're at it.

Her 12 year old son is in court and she passes off on holiday?

No wonder her son is a little shit.

Humans hunted aurochs to extinction in 1627

Wow, I thought they went thousands of years ago.

He's just taking the piss now.

Some of them must have been fairly long lived - they couldn't have grown that large in just a few years. Several species of whale live over a 100 years. And then we have the Greenland shark living possibly up to 500 years and although not massive, their ancestors must have done something right as their descendants are still here over 400 million years later. Or perhaps they were just very good at hiding.

So, Trump is threatening to jail himself. Makes sense.

He should move into a skip.

Good - and take vaping with it.