I'm glad you're around, Alyaza! I'm bummed that cohost is shutting down, too, but I'm not surprised. Your website looks good, I like it!

My week has been pretty shitty, as usual. I'm really sick of this awful, useless brain and body I'm stuck with and the horrible, unhealthy environment I'm stuck in. I wish humane euthanization was an option. But, it's not. I don't want some poor, innocent person to have to find a body and deal with the trauma of it; that wouldn't be fair to them. So I'm stuck. Life is hell and I'm tired. Tired of being useless and miserable and broken. Bleh. There's so much more I want to get out, but my poo brain won't turn it into words.

I wish the world was better and so many undeserving people weren't suffering. I hope things get better for everyone here who are having difficult times and I wish I was able to respond to everyone directly.

I'm so sorry you're having such a difficult time. I wish I could fix it for you! I hope your brain eases up on you soon and things improve for you ASAP.

I feel like there's a lot more I want to say, but my brain is a turd and I can't find the words. I really, really feel for you and you're not alone, although I know it doesn't make it suck any less. You deserve better. I hope you're doing your best to be kind and understanding to yourself as you would with a beloved friend (but goodness I know how difficult that is/easier said than done!) 💖💖💖

The food bank gave us a bag of bulk bin pistachios and I've been wondering what to do with them (other than just eat them alone) since I've never bought them before. I'll have to give that a shot! They gave us some dried cherries, too; I'm curious if they would be good in the oatmeal with the pistachios, maybe? Thank you for the ideas. :)

Not enough, I can tell you that! We need more Danny Devitos.

Composting is always an option!

Ooh, this looks like it could be nice. Thanks for mentioning it!

Damn. Thank you for sharing this here, Alyaza!

Microsoft fired its entire QA team 10 years ago, and shifted the responsibility for testing onto developers. They also got rid of their dedicated hardware lab where software would be tested on many different hardware combinations.

That...makes SO much sense and explains a lot! Thanks for mentioning it.

I'd guess a propane tank. I don't have any experience with forklifts, but I know there are lots of propane powered ones (in addition to the electric ones)

Lots of Ugly Kid Joe! Especially their newer stuff from after they got back together. Soooo goooood!

Aww, poor little thing :(

Once again I find myself thinking, "Dammit, Google!"

Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)

Agreed! This is an awesome comment. Thank you for putting it all into words so well! :)

I think it doesn't seem like a kind post like Beehaw is supposed to be. I'm also not sure why it's in the 'humor' community.

I believe it's a fantasy/for funsies mock-up of what the gaming store/launcher application Steam maybe could have looked like if it was done in a style similar to Windows 7's styling and other computer applications and websites during that era. Looks like maybe MySpace and Windows Live Messenger may have been some inspiration

I hope that helps. I may be leaving stuff out or wording things oddly since I'm pretty brain foggy due to health issues, but no one had answered ya (that I can see) and I wanted to try to help ya out 😅

You're my favorite customer!

As the WOATest WOAT, I've got the other end on lock! We're killing it, buddy!

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Ha!

Just in case it makes you feel any better: I'm a native English speaker who always aced the reading comprehension tests back in school, and I read it the exact same way. Lol! I'm glad I wasn't the only one. :)

Of course you do.

YES! I have always LOVED that line!

Good god that whole fucking album is just SO damn good and is STILL (frustratingly) relevant and on point! It had a big impact on me unlearning a lot of bullshit that I was raised with and opening my eyes. I love it so much and I am super stoked to see it mentioned here!! :)

I'm not who you were talking to, but thank you for this comment. You're so very kind and it's beautiful. You've helped me and I appreciate you so much. You totally rock! 💖

Hiya! Welcome to Beehaw! We're happy to have ya :) 🐝💕

This was an awesome and very interesting article. Thanks for sharing it here! :)

I've been wondering the same thing! I really like the idea of having a pkms, but... getting it set up seems like such a huge, insurmountable amount of work and I get overwhelmed because it sounds so exhausting and I don't know where to start. ADHD and chronic fatigue and brain fog are likely at play here, lol. (But those things are a big part of why I want a pkms! Argh!)

How fun! I've never heard of this game before. I recognized the song and it was on the tip of my tongue...but it took me a bit to finally come up with it!

Bandle #711 3/6

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Found: 1/1 (100%)

I just lost The Game...in 2024?

wiggles downfallofwesterncivilizationly ^.^

Lol! This made me laugh and smile. You're an adorable lil hoot. You're one of my favorite users here and I'm always happy to see you around! :)

Things are...bad. I'm so tired of existing in this broken, useless body & brain 🙃

I'm right there with you with every word. It's so hard to be kind to myself, lol. I feel for you. I hope the funk you're in passes very soon and you're able return to your healthier habits quickly and without too much trouble. I know how hard it is. Much love to you! 💖

Sooo cute!! I'm glad they did well and I hope you all had lots of fun! Thanks for sharing their cuteness with us :)

I wanna be a guy who gets told he looks like a girl, but if a girl looked like that, they'd say she looks like a guy.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me, either... Lmaooo

[Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith plays]

I prefer to do it up through my nose, though... it looks waay cooler

How fun! This is the first time I've played this and I didn't bother to read the instructions (it's more fun that way, lol)

Connections

Puzzle #404.

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We know. A lot of us are stuck in these shitholes through no fault of our own and are doing our best.

Lol! That reminds me of how (when AOL was thing and I was probably way too young to be on it but would use it to talk to family) my mom had me type out and send "I bought a bunch of cars and RECTUM!" via email or AIM out of nowhere to random family members with no context, even though I had no idea why that was funny, but she thought it was hilarious. Which is pretty damn funny looking back!

I love this type of thing! There's also:

"Guess why?"/"Chicken thigh!"

"Guess who?"/"Chicken poo!"

As a kid I also came up with "Guess when?"/"Chicken shin!" "Guess where?"/"Chicken hair!" and "Guess how?"/"Chicken COW!!" but those may not be quite as good, hahaha.

And what do you do if you can't hold the limes? Why can't I hold all these limes??

I hope they reply (and that I remember to come back and check again so I can see it,) I'm very interested, too!

But why? Those poor snakes. I wonder what's going to happen to them. :(

It tracks that this happened on a flight from Florida to New Jersey, lol. Florida Woman strikes again! I hope that poor flight attendant is okay and that it wasn't too bad of a bite.