Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party's first slot Pokémon every single time... Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

Shitting in the toilet

I bims, 1 Kauderwelsch

Ocean "currents"? I ain't never seen no goddamn "currents" in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin' these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin' trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

Wie wo was "neutrum"!? Was haben sich die Regenbogenleute da jetzt wieder ausgedacht????? Es gibt 2!!!!! Geschlechter, MANN und FRAU! Das ist einfache BILOLOGIE!!!1!

Care to show me the way to that link I don't have the time to go look for right now but don't want to forget about over the next couple of hours?

Better make that $100 trillion (a rough estimate of the world economy's nominal value) to make sure you don't cripple our whole civilisation, as it would allow you to pay for basically every single company on the planet, all of which would suddenly have to invest a lot of money to move at least some of their IT infrastructure over to a GNU/Linux equivalent, much of which may not even exist yet and would have to be built from scratch.

It would allow me to pay for the training and licensing for my dream job a year earlier than I had planned (since it would take me roughly about a year to save up these last €2k that I'm still missing), which would not only massively improve my standard of living, but also turn me into a happier, more balanced and less gloomy person in general.

~2000€ would be an absolute game changer for me.

Golf is equivalent to licking an entire countryside so nobody else can use it. The only activity in human history that used more space for less people were the Apollo moon landings.

Billionaires

The more important you question is: why would you base this decision on what other people say, instead of just doing what you feel is right for you?

You overlooked the most important question: who gives a fuck?

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution

Hit me up when you need a reliable and well-maintained Engl Fireball 100 for 600€ + shipping

The catholic church uses a cross, which could be understood as a reference back to when, according to their beliefs, Jesus christ died on a cross to relieve Christians of their sins, which would've been almost 2000 years ago by now. That's quite a throwback if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure some of my T-shirts could win this if we don't take this whole "daily" I aspect too seriously. There are a few from my teenage years that are still in good shape and still fit, which I've had for literally more than half my life by now.

That "daily"-aspect makes it really hard though, since there are days when I don't even need my house keys. Lighbulbs die after some time, so they ain't it either. And would wardrobes count as "items"? I tried thinking about this question so hard for way longer than I probably should've now, and got to no unanimous conclusion so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter, so I'll just go with: probably my glasses

I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

My cooking. I love to cook, be it simple meals or extravagant dishes, and everyone I know loves to eat my food - which is exactly why I'd never ever do it professionally. I really don't want to risk losing the enjoyment and relaxation I get from cooking. Being in the kitchen for an hour after i came home from work is my way to unwind after a long day.

Both are nasty! One tastes like gooey mud that someone else had already eaten once before and the other gives you stomach aches and makes you shit uncontrollably.

Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9 should've been done as properly planned and competently produced movies instead of the laughable excuse for a dumpster fire they are.

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So where are we at right now?

"We didn't bomb the hospital, Hamas did. And even if we bombed the hospital, Hamas used it as a base. And even if they didn't, a some of them were in there. And even if they weren't, there were Hamas tunnels under the hospital."

I wonder what's next

Mit angelsächsischem Benutzernamen sollte man sich bei sowas eher nicht das Maul zerreißen. Erst mal vor der eigenen Türe kehren 😉

So the Giants got more for Leonard Williams from Seattle than the Commies got for Chase Young?

Either Joe Shoen is an excellent negotiator, Martin Mayhew is a bad one, or Seattle knows something the rest of us don't.

Time machine, please

Source?

You forgot about ties. They're rare, but they happen, and in this scenario they work like the 0 in Roulette - they fuck over your nice and comfy 50/50 chance.

And as others already mentioned: I'm pretty sure that whole scheme wohl just be plain fraud.

Peak "I'm 40 and this is funny" vibes

My best guess would be Hieronymus Bosch

I never got the appeal of achievements in the first place. I see them more as friendly reminders than something actually worthwhile pursuing. Chasing them is only making things stressful and tedious, oftentimes annoying and grindy. That's kinda the exact opposite of any of the reasons I play video games for in the first place. If you want to use guides to get that 100% completion badge, do it. But if you ask me, your question means that you're letting other people tell you how to play your games on 2 different levels: first by the devs in telling you what "completing the game" has to mean for you and now, secondly, by strangers on the internet in their opinion about which ways to get there are appropriate. Play it the way you want! If you want to hunt achievements because it's fun to you, do it! And if you feel like referring to guides to get there, then do that, too!

I got my wife a Swarovski ring back then because that's what she wanted. Looks just as nice as any diamond ring, unless you really inspect it closely. And they come in all kinds of colors.

"The schlong choses the wizard"

Well there go my holiday plans...

Funnily enough: revealing plagiarism. Or even just judging the originality of a given text. Train it to assign an "originality value" between 0 (I've seen this exact wording before) and 1 (this whole text is new to me) to help universities, scientific journals or even just high schools judge the amount of novelty a proposed publication really provides.

It's perfect, actually. Nothing better than not having to wait until 7pm for Football to start

Wrong, mine moves all the time

I love it when sequels DON'T include that the couple that fell in love towards the end of the first movie has now broken up again, just for the sake of some kind of forced tension between two character that'll just end up together all over again anyway.

On a side note, that's also one of the things I loved about Brooklyn 99: once Jake and Amy got together, it stayed that way. There wasn't this boring "they're together again, oops, now they're not" so many other otherwise good sitcoms used to death for their main cast (looking at you, Scrubs)

You've got it all wrong! It was actually an incredibly genius move, as the writers knew that after 7 seasons of twists, turns and surprises, the audience wouldn't really be phased by any characters death anymore. We'd become so accustomed to sudden character deaths that watching GoT became the literal incarnation of "expect the unexpected" and you can't shock people who are just waiting for it to happen. So what did the showrunners do? They did the only thing nobody expected, assassinated the only target they knew would still get a reaction out of people after all this time - they killed off the show itself.