But where is your sense of adventure? Where is the thrill of death lurking around every corner? Be it hypothermia, hyperthermia, dehydration, or Mormons.

They could also just shoot up lines for voting and claim people keep coming at them with knives

Fluffy

May I make a recommendation.

Stupid piggies forgot that quantum knives must be constantly observed, otherwise they may disappear

Or atleast until their air vents get filled in with concrete

CIA too washed these days to get past the Swiss Guard

And on the plus side it'd send us into a deep ice age so we wouldn't have to worry about global warming. Only ocean acidification and the plastic apocalypse.

Al-Kaeda Marxist chambered in 7.62×39 million million victims of communism

Attention, people of Bikini Bottom! You have been cheated and lied to! The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half! Even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!

Nice IQ you got there... be a shame if someone forced you into a situation that required skillsets outside of capitalist demands.

https://fxtwitter.com/McmasterReed/status/1832093686274085319

Real God Damn Amerikkka moment

Pilot episode 6/9: Gay furry airline pins 9/11 on Osama bin Laden after thier crew got a little to frisky in flight.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/eric-adams-nyc-fbi-raids/5771409/

1. OutSide

2. Real®️ World™️

3. LiFe

That's just a synonym for gooner

A million hitlers are about to bloom

Bottom one's John Blanche

We're leaving

The true source of Havana Syndrome revealed.

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It was Space Putin all along.

Sure, by all means; I won't stop you from going alone into the haunted space ship.

Can't wait to hear about how it's rcs starts firing SOS in morse code

This is why there's a gun on the Soyuz.

That's some bad cable management. Pull 'em out.

Folks, we're gonna build a big tower almost as big as my tower.

And we're gonna get this YHWH fell, nasty fella he went around killing all the firstborn, and we're gonna chain him to this big rock.

Losing to the Soviets so you join the SS to again lose to the Soviets, only to then join the Amerikkkan Army SS to lose to the Soviet backed VPA

Eric Adam is gonna deputize them and make it a crime to break them.

Here's the tectonic plate map

Probably 40/40 between livestock and fuel

Poly that culture and poly that cule

Gamers aren't being persecuted... but they should be.

Be rest assured, every part has a drunk uncle slapping it and saying, "Yep! That'll hold."