Oh wow. What did you do prior, and if you care to share, what was your reason for quitting?

Okay, what's the next step for you? What's the next risk you want to take, or phase/direction do you feel you want to take your life in?

Okay. That's great. What moment in your life do you think had it been any different, you wouldn't be where you are today?

What draws you in personally about the game?

Okay, let's try to get some general information out of you before heading into specifics. What do you currently do for a living?

Well what's stopping you then?

So would you consider yourself the most thoughtful person in your friend group, or your family, and what is it that you believe causes your thoughtfulness? Maybe it's upbringing, or life experiences

The grammar pedant in me did not appreciate that first paragraph.

It's going great for now. Tell me about some of your niche interests. Nerd out about it if you want

Ooh, an OG gamer. I like it. So far so normal. Everything you've said has been pretty run of the mill 20s to 30s hobbies.

At your current stage of life, do you feel like there's still more to be explored or that you've attained self actualisation?

What the fuck? How am i so off? 40s?

What makes you thoughtful? Are you talking about thoughtfulness in the empathetic sense?

Nah it's fine. You should get to resting then

Holy hell. Sorry for calling you 14 mom

It takes a level of intelligence to do what you do. I commend you. What do you do when you're not solving complex problems?

Ooh I haven't seen Yellowstone. I hear it's good though.

What video games do you typically play?

Right right we were. What's a word that accurately defines your personality?

Don't tell me you're in your early 40s. 43 maybe

Damn, are you in your 30s?

Gotta let you know what you're dealing with.

Anyways, let's get to the age verification shall we?

You didn't even let me guess🙁. Yeah that's 1996. I probably would've gotten it right though :P

Well that tells me you're not a boomer, and most probably not Gen X, at least not early Gen X. So late 80's 90's or Gen Z are my initial deductions.

So what do you watch? Do you watch any cable TV?

You're 14

Some quick googling tells me it's a card collecting game. What differentiates this game from other games that have a similar mechanic?

And to that good sir, i respond 93N15

Hey pal, I'm here to enforce laws not follow them

Hmm. What do you like to talk about?

Alright let's start. What do you do to wind down when you're done for the day?

Hmm I haven't tried Voyager. I'll see. But i still have to guess your age. I would say early to mid 20s, so 21-26. A specific age would be 24, but it's mostly a guess

you're not terribly far off

🤦 That makes me feel like i was quite far off. Thanks for playing anyways

Thanks. Ready to get your age guessed?

Thanks. Now let me guess your age. From my analyses, i think you're: 27

Good guess. I'm 19.

Also, how did you know about that post? I thought it was supposed to be deleted by the mods. It just hit me like a fucking truck all of a sudden and i was getting shade for it in the comments like wtf, this is groundbreaking stuff guys. Sabrina Carpenter? She takes shits. Jennifer Lawrence? Takes shits. And there's no way it could be classy. But your mind trick seems like it might solve my approach anxiety problem, so thanks for that.

You are a funny guy. Have a crack at it. Try to guess my age.

Jerking off. The age i can't say until i have enough clues

How's that going for you? Do you enjoy it?

That introverted lifestyle. I like it

I'll be in Nigeria till I'm done with university. After that, maybe i might return to the U.K. I still have to figure out what to do with my psychology degree.

Climate change amirite haha. I'm Nigerian, so heat is something I'm used to. Also in good health, and i guess that's the most important thing.

What do you do for a living?

Oh yeah i definitely agree with that. I just had a huge scare when it came to my health that requires me to stay fit in order to not "relapse", so i try to do at least cardio everyday.

You said you're trying to get into video games. What video games have you played so far, or are currently eyeing?

Okay, if you're not Gen X then i would be disappointed. How's the family?