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AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

Step 1. Give up your sanity

This is like an episode of House.

I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

I'm glad you're enjoying these. I'll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon is the Messiah

And his dad is a meth dealer

I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

I was hoping you could tell me

People have forgotten how to have fun.

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

And it was close

The dealer is telling him not to try anything stupid because he's armed.

Thank you for your service.

I meant to put in the notes that the censoring wasn't mine.

Now I feel bad for a phone

Option #2 is sure to cause you trauma, trust issues in future relationships, and years of therapy.

Anyway, option #2.

Terrifying

The censoring wasn't me.

Anon is a biblical scholar

I hoped someone would get that.

It seems like some people who aren't familiar with greentexts don't quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

And you shouldn't. Anon is usually deranged.

Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, you're supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if you're getting angry while reading these, you're probably doing it wrong.

It's why there's a big warning on the sidebar that says "Beware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. We're here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry."

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

You should shoot your shot

A true classic

Peak greentext

It was like this when I found it

agreed, upvoted

Wtf is he even saying

Orcs like being outside

It eventually works every time.

Well shit, I missed that.

They're saying "cutie pie" not her age

In case you like videos better

I'm going to edit the post title to match this.

The crazy ones I've posted get downvoted to hell. People seem to equate laughing at Anon with supporting whatever craziness Anon has written.

Congrats!