What Heartless would you rather be?

It would be one of either the Large Body, the Flantastic Seven, or the Darkling for me. The Darkling seems to be like what happens to a Keyblade wielder. The Flantastic Seven Heartless seems like a cool and fun kind of species with how their mini games are. The Large Body is a round brawler who seems to use its own round body in comical ways.