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Puns whaleross 8 months ago 100%
You must try my new French-Italian cross cooking

I call it baguetti

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Puns andrewf 8 months ago 33%
What do you call a group of Andrews?

An *and* of Drews. *Sorry, but my coworkers and I decided this yesterday when three of us Andrews showed up together.*

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Puns morriscox 12 months ago 16%
The body of this post is quite humorous

Too bad talking heads don't embody the spirit of seeing eye to eye and hearing what people have to say, no matter the footing that they are on. They should grow a spine and put their foot down and reach out and give people a hand and not toe the line. The nerve. Figures. So stiff-necked. They keep shooting from the lip, though that is better than shooting from the hip. There's a knee for decent news and we shouldn't have to shoulder the load of verifying everything when getting a leg up on things. Just getting to the heart of the matter. No, it's not a knee jerk reaction and I am not trying to mouth off and get anyone's hair in a dander. No need to elbow me in the ribs, though I suspect tongues will be wagging and someone will try to strong arm me into taking the meat out of the body of this post. Hopefully I have your ear in this matter. Hats off to everyone who gets what is humorous in this. Time to head out and go roll some bones. A thumbs up to those able to stand on their own two feet.

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Puns nuez_jr 1 year ago 81%
My kids burst a feather pillow

Cleanup was a downer.

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Puns Cevilia 1 year ago 100%
A good pun

is its own reword.

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Puns JoeBidet 2 years ago 100%
Why do anarchists drink herbal teal?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Puns mekhos 2 years ago 100%
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand.

![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d0223f8d-5173-4f53-81f0-d491fea7806b.jpeg)

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Puns mekhos 2 years ago 100%
This aged well.
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