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![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/df7e78f0-70e0-4143-a87f-68926dc71ce9.jpeg) LUST, BETRAYAL AND DISMEMBERMENT Vicki Kent returns home after a long stint in a mental facility. Unfortunately, she hasn't lost any of her murderous tendencies and soon she goes after some old enemies. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/32a8d54e-0547-4bba-b6f3-633eb1c94d09.jpeg) [IMDb.com](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126527/?ref_=ext_shr) || [letterboxd.com](https://boxd.it/JN2)
![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/0c34bf20-528a-4589-9935-dc60664d91fc.jpeg) IT'S COMING FOR YOU FROM SPACE TO WIPE ALL LIVING THINGS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH! CAN IT BE STOPPED? A misguided scientist enables an alien from Venus named Zontar to come to earth in order to "help solve man's problems". However, as soon as Zontar arrives on Earth, it quickly becomes obvious that the three-eyed, bat-winged, skeletal black creature has a hidden agenda. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/62ce0fbe-9ecc-4fae-8f75-598e1353851f.jpeg)
Just watched this on Hulu and unfortunately I wouldn't recommend it. The ridiculous premise didn't stick the landing. I feel it would have worked better as a short film or as a joke trailer. Anyone else gave it a chance?
![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/a3991282-c8a7-4970-a2fe-f56aa0a49c78.jpeg) A nerd is constantly harassed and ridiculed by a group of punks. He decides to buy a course in "being cool" on videotape. When he continues to be harassed after watching the tapes, something snaps in him and he becomes violent. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/c35d3aa2-5ea0-4b77-8728-194224ae675d.jpeg)
This movie is terrible. But upon reflection today, the premise is actually fascinating. Superman has the best kind of Superman crisis, caused by the limits he places *on himself*. He has the power to remove all nuclear weapons from the world, but should he? This is the kind of thing Lex Luthor could sound very reasonable to be concerned about: what's Superman going to do next? Throw all bombers into the sun? Ground entire airforces? Ban armies? Why is it okay that Superman is *unilaterally *making this decision? Of course at this point the movie turns into the bad kind of Superman movie, one where his problems can be solved by sufficient punching. And then after all the stupid we get this: >I thought I could give you all the gift of the freedom from war, but I was wrong. It’s not mine to give. And there will be peace – there will be peace when the people of this world want it so badly that their governments will have no choice but to give it to them. I suppose Israel and Hamas made me think of this.
CONCEIVED BY A LUNATIC, HATCHED WITHIN A HUMAN WOMB... An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/a938f818-9667-4ccd-91df-a0b7d251a314.jpeg)
We all know and love martial artist stuntman turned actor Paul Logan and his filmography, but did you know there is an internet influencer turned actor turned boxer named Logan Paul who's been in some low rated movies, souring our main man Paul's good names? Well here is your chance to throw your hat in the ring and vote for your Logan of choice in 5 rounds of movie vs movie, Logan vs Paul, democratically elected bad movie b-movie bliss. I'll propose two movies each round, one movie from each Logan, and we all vote on which Paul movie we watch. Who will win, Paul Paul or Logan Logan? This Bad Movie Marathon starts at 11 AM CST (4PM GMT) on Saturday October 7th. Point your browser at our Cytube channel [badmovies.fun](http://badmovies.fun/). You can also join our [discord](https://discord.gg/uyBUDNTP) to be part of the voice chat (or just listen, you can type chat in the Cytube channel.)
![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/adca731d-2180-4ebf-98d1-e91404e53a81.jpeg) The Pollard family is calmly discussing their impending death by atom bomb when Mrs. Pollard recounts a dream in which she sensually bathes herself in the "Tears of Neglected Children". Terrible, bonkers and extremely entertaining.. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/2c6f561d-f46e-4e9c-adb3-111b52b1e02d.jpeg)
![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/72813191-3067-419e-b298-8437b652fc01.jpeg) DRIVEN TO EXTINCTION. BACK FOR REVENGE. After being driven to extinction, great bloodthirsty dinosaurs come back to life with the assistance of a demented genetic scientist. She plans to replace the human race with a super-race of dinosaurs who will not pollute the planet. That other dinosaur movie that was released in 1993, starring Laura Dern's mom. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/ee49b5d9-e720-4ec3-97a0-a158424e5d2f.jpeg)
![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/8f63e561-a020-48cf-9f3d-24625c6777b4.jpeg) A MASTERPIECE OF EROTIC HORROR! Bob and Shirley go in search of a cemetery in order to inspire Bob in writing his next horror story. After they crash the car, they wander into the graveyard and encounter the dancing dead, a full moon spectacle overseen by the Ruler of the Dark. Before long the couple is spotted and taken prisoner. Tied to stakes and forced to watch the dancing, they await their fate. A terrible movie based on a novel by Ed Wood. ![](https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/ebcfabe5-5c93-49e1-a4b0-d98c00512afd.jpeg)
SOME GIRLS WOULD KILL TO BE CHEERLEADERS. A cheerleader named Alison is plagued by nightmares about the upcoming all-state finals and attends a summer training camp with her teammates. When a number of deaths start occurring at the camp, Alison's nightmares turn twisted and brutal, and she begins to believe that she may be responsible for the mayhem.
PAST AND PRESENT MEETS IN THIS LAND OF TURMOIL! Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golden Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast. *Directed** by infamous Hong Kong director Godfrey Ho. Honestly, most of Ho's movies deserve to be featured on this sub, but Robo Vampire is really a special kind of bad. *He grabbed an existing Thai movie, re-edited it, added extra scenes that he directed himself, and gave it a particularly cheesy English dub.
In the future, two slaves in a distant galaxy escape prison and crash-land on a strange planet. They meet Zed, whose hospitality attempts to hide the fact they are to be hunted for sport. A fun B-movie directed by Ken Dixon and produced by Charles Band.
After her fiancé is killed and she is almost sexually assaulted, a woman becomes an avenger of the night, seeking to kill all the dangerous men who would harm women. Meanwhile, her fiancé's cop brother also seeks to bring down the biker gang associated with the murder. A baffling movie for which the production started in the late '70s/early '80s. The project was eventually completed in the mid-'90s, but the movie wasn't released until 2005.
BEHOLD, THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH An anthology, based on the comics of the same name by Glenn Danzig, in which the erotic and horrific combine to create multiple ghoulish tales of bloodlust, murder, the occult and the forbidden.
It's kind of shocking seeing a couple of disabled people get beaten down, but it is worth it as it makes their journey feel real. But the bad English dub, the one sound effect, and the fight scenes that happen every 5 minutes get laughably bad and boring. I guess it lived up to the expectations with a name like "The Crippled Masters."
Ninjas are on a murder spree, and the helpless police call for help from a lieutenant who had once defeated them. Cüneyt Arkin dukes it out in this insane mishmash of incomprehensible filmmaking with ninjas, wizards, mummies, zombies and mad doctors. Alright, this one is a little bit more obscure. Death Warrior is a Turkish actioner that will turn your brain into liquid and makes it drip out of your ears. Don't try to make any sense of it, just let it wash over you..
Diamond smugglers, (spy-) action, boobs, razorblade frisbees, perplexing sex scenes and a snake infected by deadly toxins from cancer-infested rats; Hard Ticket to Hawaii is definitely one of the more entertaining Andy Sidaris movies. [IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093146/?ref_=ext_shr) | [Letterboxd](https://boxd.it/1uEw)
A fun, David DeCoteau directed, Terminator spoof. Less skin flick than you probably imagine it to be. Very stupid, but very entertaining. [IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111402/?ref_=ext_shr) | [Letterboxd](https://boxd.it/1kAE)
I didn't like this one on my initial watch, but I have really warmed up to it on subsequent viewings. It just a bonkers movie. Italian cult actor Franco Nero basically plays Jesus. [IMDb link](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080100) | [Letterboxd link](https://boxd.it/vdO)
An amazing and beautiful masterpiece. Also see [this cover ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FiVZljW0R8) on an accordian of a pivotal moment in the movie. Wonderful stuff!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1754811/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_inappropriate
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087127/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2185022/
Produced by Harold P. Warren a fertilizer (and insurance) salesman who made the film as a result of a bet with screenwriter Stirling Silliphant. Acting? ho-hum. Storyline? So bad it appeared on both Mystery Science Theater 3000 and RiffTrax. Music? Lousy. And yet, it forces laughter from viewers because it's endlessly bizarre. You can watch it on Tubi. Or check the commentary from MSTK or Rifftrax.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0249516/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_foodfight
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0223268/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464073/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_q_joshua%2520and%2520the%2520promised%2520land
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114658/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_2_nm_6_q_theodore%2520rex
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795416/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2301045/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_0_q_otaku%2520vampires