Good luck... the Times downplayed the holocaust

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buried_by_the_Times

That was the one that made me realize I'd outgrown the series. Dunno if old RL was really phoning that one in or what, but one of his chapter cliffhangers ended with "and the dragonfly bit me in half!" Then the next chapter started with "But it was just my imagination."

If the female wasp crawls into the caprifig, she can successfully lay her eggs and die. The males hatch first, mate with the females, dig tunnels out of the caprifig, and die. The females, now covered in fig pollen from the caprifig, fly out to begin the cycle again. If the female wasp crawls into a female fig, she will not be able to successfully lay her eggs despite pollinating the fig with pollen from the caprifig she hatched in. The fig will absorb her body and her eggs as the fruit develops.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_coevolution_in_Ficus

Everyone is dead. Everyone except us.

https://youtu.be/_lOrs5crSlo

There was one where he said (in character) that a lot of people in the comment section write "barley" an inconvenience but I can't remember which one it was. I thought it might've been the 100 or 200 episode specials but no dice.

The dems really need to stop wearing so much orange makeup and shitting in their diapers.

Or Daily Heil

https://youtu.be/ZA_Tl1kvlQU

She was a law clerk for Kavanaugh and then Roberts. People like her and Turtle McConnell's wife (also Asian) aren't dumb, they just don't give a fuck because the racism from the hoi polloi GOP voters won't touch them.

He should be a lot of things, but I wouldn't hold my breath

I guess it was too much to hope Barron would manage to become a normal adult.

I'm surprised fuckfuck gets even that much usage

I miss whn NH libertarians just got worked up about toaster licenses

https://youtu.be/ZITP93pqtdQ

more cringe

Wonrr what happened to that Tami Loren lady after her face got eaten bc she wasn't in lockstep about abortion. Haven't seen her face in the news in years now.

Apparently he missed the 80s

Storrowed beer

On a log you say?

Unfortunately people like him rarely do. He got Dilbert dropped from most papers in 2023 for (in the most charitable interpretation) having a completely tone deaf reaction to a poll about race relations. Rather than think about why everyone got so angry with him he said his words were taken out of context and that they were hyperbole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams?useskin=vector#Race

It probably breaks mostly along line of if you played it at release. As only the 2nd game, it's not like they'd established a formula that felt quintessentially Zelda at that point. I remember it feeling like a decent game that was just doing something different from the 1st one.

He fell into the trap of thinking his success came from being a genius, so when people don't like his crappy opinions he just assumes everyone else is wrong

Mix in a little mustard and some tare sauce. I didn't like it at first but the taste just seems earthy to me now. I also don't really eat it with rice. Either in those fish sausage tube things or alone on a spoon (which also cuts down on the stringy trails you have to deal with).

He's a great storyteller. One of his early bits details his issues with sleepwalking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02NsP33pRM

Japan tends to go for very descriptive titles in media. My favorite one of these is when Pixar's Up became Old Man Carl's Flying House.

Lord Enma (or Yama) rules over a pretty cool buddhist hell

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naraka_(Buddhism)

Seems like a side effect of unchecked greed instead. If it were properly designed people would be able to afford enough bread and circuses to stay complacent

Keep in mind that poisonous and venomous are only different in a scientific context. In regular conversation people use them to mean the same thing (or at least they use poisonous to mean both-- venomous is less used in casual contexts)

Every comedy song was by weird al

Depending on the particulars of who's at fault in the messed up police report, the daughter could get away with it even without all the stupid sovcit bullshit. As comedian Mike Birbiglia points out, police reports are like homework for cops, and those guys are often lazy and hate homework. After he got hit by a drunk driver the police report had a bunch of errors basically saying he hit his own car and the department refused to correct it.

Actually a pretty funny and engaging story if you've got 15 mins

https://youtu.be/R656MgsUcpk

Mine does the language switch as well, but I can get cursor control if I tap and hold space before moving left or right.

Wonder if they could afford the same $3/4 billion fox had to cough up

Oh I didn't even think about blocked regions. How do you check for which countries are blocked?

Or like 5 Faulkner sentences

Ugh, Elon continues to have the absolute most inane sense of humor on the planet. I'm not sure if it's him or Zuck who are more clearly aliens wearing human skin

This got posted on hexbear along with other lies so ridiculous that not even most of the accounts over there could take OP seriously. I was gonna post it on !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works but I haven't got around to it

50 cents

That's my favorite way to talk about it as well. They've won one population vote in the past 35 years.

Side note: holy hell, I just realized Carter has his 100th birthday in a few weeks

They died way before that when japan started putting ketchup on pasta

I hope you're right but they never wanted to actually overturn roe either-- they needed it as a wedge issue and now it might cost them the election. At this point the gop is the dog who caught the car. They're out of control.