Puns

Puns dch82 • 3 weeks ago • 64%

Why was the sky unhappy?

Cause it was blue

Puns dch82 • 2 months ago • 91%

What hot drink do footballers (soccer players) hate?

Penal-tea.

Puns ekZepp • 2 months ago • 100%

I would make a pun about the wind...

...but it blows.

Puns Susaga • 2 months ago • 89%

Why did the visually impaired person fall down the well?

They couldn't see that well.

Puns dch82 • 2 months ago • 100%

(Completed) [We need you] Community banner and icon

Hi everyone, as the moderator of !puns@lemmy.zip, we need a icon and banner. Any potential icons or banners please put in the comment section. EDIT: I have added the first candidate, but feel free to submit any more; I might change my mind. :)

Puns dch82 • 2 months ago • 72%

Two scientists went out for a date

They had a lot of *chemistry* between them.

Puns midori • 2 months ago • 94%

So I've been reading this new horror novel that was written in braille

Something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it.

Puns baconeater • 2 months ago • 100%

Pun Competition!

So a little while ago my home town held a pun Competition with a cash prize for the winning pun and no limit on the amount of entries you could make! So I entered ten puns into the competition hoping that one would win but... No pun intended